cruiser spooning

To cuddle up in a half-spoon half-fetal position with a body pillow because you have got led on by a girl again.

Look at Cruzer, he's cruiser spooning again, must have been the DJing that sealed the deal.

by PSK480 February 06, 2007

loser cruiser

a really shitty car

That 91 sundance is a real LOSER CRUISER!

by Heather October 28, 2003

Carriage-Cruiser

In my small town of 300 people we have a group of new mothers who push their baby carriages around the town for exercise. Our town now call them the Carriage-Cruisers

There goes the new town carriage-cruisers down the road pushing their babies in strollers.

by KRYSANN October 18, 2006

FJ Cruiser (Fuckin' Joto Cruiser)

A gay man's vehicle of choice. A vehicle specifically made for the gay community made by Toyota.

Look, there's another FJ Cruiser (Fuckin' Joto Cruiser) parked @ the gay bar!

by buell05 August 10, 2010

pt cruiser

One VERY poor attempt by an american company to make a mark on the european MPV market by making a smaller, and quite useless car. Although it looks better than some MPV's (Fiat Multipla and Ford Galaxy in example) it just dosen't do the job and is beaten in EVERY OTHER ASPECT.


The typical owner of this crap has only ever owned one old car before, and decide to buy something newer for their twenties, without researching the market to find out just how awful the mechanics of this car are.

Renault Espace is waaaaaaaaay better. Hear that Chrysler? France makes better cars than you.

by Gumba Gumba April 04, 2004

pt cruiser

The ass ugly car adopted by the queer folk for their choice in cars. As far as I'm concerned they deserve it!

Sidney: Ooooh look how cuuutttee!
Elton: How adorable!

by Ben Asstrick December 03, 2003

P.T. Cruiser

Entering a bar and ordering 5 beers and 5 shots of tequila. Must be consumed in less than an hour.

I pulled a P.T. Cruiser last night at the pub.

Bartender, may I have a P.T. cruiser please?

by Paul T April 06, 2006