ur mom

The way people spell your mom when texting or IMing.

A thing stupid people who think they're cool like myself say as a come back 1., when they can't think of anything else to say 2.or when they think it's going to be funny3..

This action is usually followed shortly with a long obnocous OHHHHH from a random person most likely not involved with the conversation.

1. Guy-Dude! You're so stupid!
Guy 2- Your mom is stupid!
Random guy- OHHHHH!!!

2. Guy-How was your day today?
Guy 2-Ummm...YOUR MOM!
Random Guy- OHHHHH! You just got dissed!

3. Guy- I really like your new pants!
Guy 2-Your mom really likes my new pants! Ha! Get it! She likes my new pants!
Random Guy-...
Guy 2-(to random guy) Aren't you going to go OHHHHH!?
Random Guy- It wasn't funny.

by mooshi800 April 18, 2009

Ur dry

Basically means to be stale and boring as shit.

I stopped hanging out with you because ur dry as hell.

by Ur dry November 11, 2014

Ur-realism

A style of painting that applies photorealism to urban images.

I loved that Ur-realism art show, especially the images of Tiajuana bars with hookers standing outside.

by monkiki July 18, 2006

ur mum

gae

ur mum gae

by Taytek May 21, 2019

Am Ur

Colloquial

Means "I am" in Glasgwegian

(Used mainly by Neds from the PYB or HYT or the Pollock Bushie)

"Maggie get aff eh computer. Dae yir hamewurk"
"Am Ur Maw! Fuckin cow."

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by Portia x January 14, 2009

ur mom

The Universal answer to anything and everything.

"What is the meaning of life?"
"ur mom"

"What time is it?"
"ur mom"

"What's 2+2=?"
"ur dad... errm, I mean mom."

by Lanan December 28, 2005

ur mom

two words that can answer any questions.

joe: hey!
bill: hey!
joe: how r u?
bill: ur mom knows how i am. . .
joe: can u stop?!
bill: ur mom wants to stop . . .
joe: do you hav herpes?
bill: ur mom has herpes . . .
joe: shut up!!!

by Cami!!! September 16, 2006