TARMACING

Laying the 'black and brown' to create a nice even surface!

Getting a ground crew in (4 friends) to each hold a corner down on a large tarpaulin sheet. Then once you have that in place, you will then need your girlfriend to go on 'All Fours' in the center of it. Once she is in position you may the sit on her back like a horse rider and begin to shit over her back. Once the shit is laid you will then be required to use your ass cheeks to spread and smear it all over her back until you have a nice and even gripping surface! Tarmacing's done lads, lets have a cuppa tea!

by THE CHAG June 28, 2011

Thermablow

The art of giving a blowjob with hot and cold temperature. Jenny gets home and her boyfriend wants a BJ.. So she gets a glass of hot water and a glass of ice water... Jenny warns her mouth and begins to blow, then she uses the ice water to blow... This act intensifies the experience...

Babe, thermablow, now

by Got ID January 28, 2012

Tarmacing

An extension of a spit kink.
Make your girl smoke a pack of cigarettes.
When she spits on you, the flem will come out black from the cigarettes, giving the effect of tarmac.

Me and my girlfriend tried tarmacing last night.
I looked like a road after she was finished!

by Backstreet Kink October 9, 2019

Thamara

Mert loves thamara more

Thamara

by lakxmeer March 16, 2022

Tarmaccing

The act of involuntarily defecating in one's sleep, and rolling over the fresh produce until it is thinly and evenly spread over the mattress. Normally happens after a Guinness/curry combo.

Adam won't have more than three pints of Guinness on a curry night for fear of tarmaccing.

by Azazel666 May 15, 2010

Tharaka

He is the hottest sri lankan man you will ever meet. He typically likes petras or britannys. He will be packing at least 8 inches of meat and if you dont belive that just ask him and he will send you a pic.

Omg tharaka is packing shmeat

by Gawddefiner666 June 9, 2019

tharanie

A queen. Natural ruler. Very well known. Iron-willed. Follower of the heart rather than the brain. The light bringer. A little goddess walking on earth!

She’s such a Tharanie and I’m so honoured to know someone like her!

by aphrodiqueen June 8, 2021