Tesla

A term coined by Minneapolis rapper Swank King used to describe a battery operated electronic cigarette or “Vape”. Not to get confused with the vehicle founded July 2003 by Martin Eberhard, Marc Tarpenning alos co-founded by Elon Musk.
“Fuck cuttin the cheese, someone pass the fucking gas nigga
Niggas smoking Tesla I don’t really fuck with vapes nigga
But I’ll still hit it tho cause I be feening yo”
- From Swank, King. “Champagne Poetry Freestyle” Swank Sessions, 2021.
by MN Quotes November 05, 2021
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tesla

Example, “I pulled a tesla.”

I forgot I owned a mansion, married a millionaire, lived on a farm, had a metal factory worth $10 million dollars. Was loved by everyone.
I asked my work to pay me, I thought they wouldn’t. When I disputed it, I found out, they were going to pay me, they didn’t cus I reported it. I pulled a tesla. I complained about being ripped off, when I wasn’t. Nikola Tesla could have sold the metal in his factory, or his factory and have been worth about $10 million over a 100 years ago.
by ironfinn May 08, 2023
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tesla taser

Similar to slug bug.

when you see a tesla you yell "Tesla taser!" and tickle the victims ribs or arm.
by InventorOfun December 16, 2021
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Tesla Taser

A game, similar to punch buggy, where you “taser” someone when you see a Tesla vehicle by giving them a little pinch and making a bzzz sound.

Game was invented in June 2022 in Sacramento, CA, USA by friends Lefty, Dick and Gail and has been spreading to different cities and towns ever since.
He spotted 3 Teslas in a row and zapped me for all of them. He was kicking my butt in Tesla Taser.
by abeyxrose January 27, 2025
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Tesla Hypnosis

When you overlook major problems in Tesla cars because the Tesla company's marketing and hype.
<Michael> My new Model 3 is the best car ever!
<JV> There is literally paint chipping off the car doors, you are suffering from Tesla Hypnosis.
by x-777-x May 30, 2022
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Tesla tap

As soon as you see a Tesla vehicle, gently tap your partner and shout Tesla tap. It's a kinder, gentler version of Slug bug. If you Tesla tap, and it's not really a Tesla, your partner can Tesla smack you back.
When Hana and I were driving down the road and saw an on-coming Tesla model 3, she Tesla tapped me.
by eeveeniks December 18, 2018
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Dirty Tesla

When you're in the park having sex with your girl and right before you cum you pull out and shoot your jizz on a bird. Then the bird flies around the city leaving traces of your cum everywhere it lands.
I nailed a Dirty Tesla this morning so if you go outside, don't touch anything.
by CandaceSuite December 21, 2020
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