A portrayal face or situation portraying tension or surprise, usually out-of-place within the main context of the photo/scene. Often used as a punchline for yonkoma-style comic strips. See comixed dot com/category/tenso/
by crushallhumans January 24, 2010
Get the tenso mug.The phase of a prospective relationship where two people are only talking to each other primarily through text messages and emails, characterized by enjoyable conversation. Textual tension is often followed by actual conversation which brings about new types of awkwardness.
E: Dude, I just totally broke the Textual Tension with Catherine!
G: You met her somewhere?
E: Nah, I just called her.
G: You met her somewhere?
E: Nah, I just called her.
by Doduare April 15, 2011
Get the Textual Tension mug.Beautiful, talented, smart. Women named Teressa are often first-borns, and top of the class. They are laid-back, frequently have cow fetishes, and sometimes dorky.
by I<3fart July 29, 2009
Get the Teressa mug.My boss was so excited about the new project idea I think he was getting tensor.
When dogs stretch they get tensor.
When dogs stretch they get tensor.
by Heywood Jablowmi October 8, 2003
Get the tensor mug.Strasser co-hosts the Adam Corola show. She is soft spoken but has a razor sharp and classically smart sense of humor. She pays therapists to listen to her while ironically she's paid to be listened to. She also has two other jobs.
She also can bench press 450. She got a 1900 on SATs. She eats wasabi without tearing up. She has proven that inertia is NOT a property of matter. Buddhists have confirmed in a former life, she was a Tyrannosaurus. The 1 - 10 scale was only 1 - 9 before she came around. She wasn't scared at The Ring and didn't cry at The Titanic. She drinks flaming 151 shots for breakfast, sometimes poured over cheerios. She is allowed to go over on the Price is Right and still win.
Danny Bonaduce has her back so if you write negative things about her on urban dictionary you'll be thrown over his head.
She also can bench press 450. She got a 1900 on SATs. She eats wasabi without tearing up. She has proven that inertia is NOT a property of matter. Buddhists have confirmed in a former life, she was a Tyrannosaurus. The 1 - 10 scale was only 1 - 9 before she came around. She wasn't scared at The Ring and didn't cry at The Titanic. She drinks flaming 151 shots for breakfast, sometimes poured over cheerios. She is allowed to go over on the Price is Right and still win.
Danny Bonaduce has her back so if you write negative things about her on urban dictionary you'll be thrown over his head.
by Steinsensager November 9, 2007
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Though largely unknown, this tense is good english, as recognized
by the ISO (International Standards Organization)
Though largely unknown, this tense is good english, as recognized
by the ISO (International Standards Organization)
1. The morbidly obese man "plupped" onto the couch, seductively "slupping" from his Big Gulp cup.
2. The adolescent boy metaphorically "jerzzed" at the thought of the next Star Wars film.
All completely legal usage of past present tense.
2. The adolescent boy metaphorically "jerzzed" at the thought of the next Star Wars film.
All completely legal usage of past present tense.
by evilbetty June 11, 2013
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