Telesha

She is a Beautiful woman and she is very hard work she has a beautiful smile and any man that gets her will be very lucky

Telesha is beautiful

by Hi heheh February 13, 2019

telephone cut

A cut, usually with an ox, that is curved from one's ear to their upper lip. This represents a telephone. Can also be a verb; the act of giving someone this type of cut.

"She came up out that fight with a telephone cut, yo! That bitch got *bleep*ed up!"

"I'ma telephone cut that ho!"

by KK From Around the Way May 14, 2005

telephone roulette

The act of singling while waiting for your phone call to be answered. Any slight timing misjudgment automatically leads to awkwardness.

Charlie: P-p-p-p-p-p-p-poker face la la la la (sung)

ring ring...ring ring..

Florence: Hello?

Charlie: She got to love nobody (sung)

Charlie: ...Uhhhh

(Awkward silence)

Florence: Did I just catch you playing telephone roulette?

by Hood92 September 14, 2011

Teesh

A Shetland Dialect Word for Faeces or something Unclean also Derogatively

I'm Going to the Toilet To have a Teesh

My Car Is a Pile of Teesh

Don't Touch that its Teesh!

You're a Teesh!

by BurraTrow89 July 18, 2016

telephone rapist

Someone who repeatedly calls you when you don't pick up the first time.

My mom just called me five times in a row. What a telephone rapist.

by ayamro May 3, 2009

Teesha

Sometimes is a bitch, and she laughs at almost everyone/Everything. She also is easy to make laugh not only that, but can pick up a guy quickly, but due to high standards will drop him fast.

Geez Teesha, you can't have a standard relationsh- wait you have a new guy? ALREADY???

by Ö...Y.U.SCREAMIN October 11, 2016

Teesh

A very rare marsupial found exclusively in the area surrounding Greenville, North Carolina. Teesh are known to eat non-food items such as rocks, dirt, clothing, condoms, rubber bands, or string. Teesh are also known for their smell. The smell is extremely pungent, and resembles a combination of rotten eggs, doo-doo butter, old cabbage, goat cheese, gym socks, mildew, and deer piss. The Teesh has no true niche in its environment, it is simply a scavenger and a drifter, usually resting on a foregin couch before arising at night to feed. The National Wildlife Federation has put the Teesh on its list of proctected species and asks any individual who comes across a Teesh to return it to the National Teesh Wrangler, Mr. Daniel Thomas Bricker of Greenville.

--Where the hell did my chalupa go?

--The Teesh strikes again.

by Delta Chi May 21, 2006