French Telephone

When you fart in someone's ear and their ear drum blows up

I'm gonna give your grandma a French telephone tonight.

by Jekevd April 21, 2025

Telephone

A system for transmitting voices over a distance using wire or radio, by converting acoustic vibrations to electrical signals.

"I bet you can't eat this ice cream because you are lack toes and taller ant," Jordan said over the telephone.

by Telephone maker November 29, 2023

Canadian Telephone

When you throw a bag of Taki's Fuego, and 5/ paper towels in a highschool boys locker room toilet

Kid 1: Dang it! This toilets clogged!
Kid 2 walks over
Kid 2: Looks like someone pulled a Canadian Telephone.

by AsherAz August 19, 2025

Tijuana telephone

Peeing in one’s partner’s breakfast cereal and forcing them to eat it while they scream “hungry hungry hippo” at the top of his/her lungs

Hahaha! Can you Tijuana telephone me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024

telephone prank

When someone puts their thumb in their ear to get earwax on it (see reverse wet Willie) and licks their pinkie finger. Then you put the thumb in their ear and your pinkie in their mouth.

'I just gave her the WORST telephone prank ever. It was f*cking hysterical.'

by missusvanilla November 15, 2014

telephone pisser

A person who pees while on the phone.

Person 1: What did you do last night ?
Person 2: Oh, i just talked on the phone with my cousin. He's a telephone pisser.

by funamazinggirl November 26, 2009

talking into god’s telephone

When one is throwing up into a toilet

I felt really sick last night and spent most of it talking into god’s telephone.

by grdn79 August 22, 2023