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Tallahassee Crab Trap

A sexual act preformed between a man and a woman. The woman must first start by penetrating her vagina with a monstrously large dildo, stretching out the inside of the vagina. After the dildo stretches the hole to the desired diameter, the man puts his penis inside the stretched vagina. The male partner next inserts his fist into the vagina alongside his penis, filling the empty space left inside the vagina.
“My wife and I love the Tallahassee Crab Trap, I love waiting for it to close back up on me!”
by Conk01 January 2, 2021
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Tallahasse flap jack

A sex act consisting of taking a large healthy dump (perferrably liquid free) on your partners chest and then using the butt to flatten said dump into the shape of a flap jack.
I was feeling quite awry about life until Carl introduced me to the Tallahasse flap jack.
by Fecal Incident November 14, 2009
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Tallahassee Bird Feeder

the act of oral intercourse with a young hot woman and her much less hotter mom that is not quite a MIlF but has a deep and croaky voice from a lifetime of smoking
guy 1- dude I had a tallahassee bird feeder last night
guy 2- bro how did you manage that?
guy 1- I suduced the daughter, and the old bitch just wanted the attention
guy 2- nice
by realmilfhunter69 October 22, 2013
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Tallahassee nut job

The art of a Tallahassee nut job has been the objective of all females since its invention in 2019. It conaists of a lady perferably a beutiful one with beutiful eyes a nice smile and a gorgeous set of double d's jacking you off then just pefore climax yelling "Tallahasseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and putting her finger up in the air before thrusting it into your asshole and continuing to thrust the shit put pf ypur asshole with her finger as you weep " Mr.Harlooooooooffffffff"
Jimmy: Ever heard of a Tallahassee nut job!

Jenny: Yeah I did it to my boyfriend last night
by Mr.Gustav June 11, 2018
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Tallahassee Corndog

When you spread a vagina with a speculum. You then fill said pussy with creamed corn. After which you start shoving Hebrew National Hotdogs into the cream corn filled cunt.
I pulled a Tallahassee Corndog on a sweet carnie last summer. I got creamed corn and duck butter everywhere!
by See_dub_ya November 17, 2019
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Mexican Tallahassee

The act of an individual inserting his penis into a donkeys anal cavity, allowing the donkey to shit on his penis while he ejaculates and a mixture of semen and shit slides out.
"I had to take my donkey to the doctor because I mexican Tallahassee'd him all night & his anal cavity won't close."
by 420.blazeit June 22, 2015
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The Tallahassee Green Beret

It's a special forces secret mission to penetrate the delicate anal pucker of an pure and unsuspecting young woman.
the Tallahassee Green Beret with quick and precise counterinsurgency Manu versus foreign entity deep inside her hesitant anal cavity.
by The Mole! May 5, 2020
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