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FM Tattoo

A tattoo located on the small of a woman's back above the ass. Called a FM (Fuck Me) tattoo because they were first popularized by strippers and women who have them are assumed to be of low moral character.
"It's getting late and I'm horny. I'm going for the red head with the store bought tits and the FM tattoo."
by Cheez Head June 12, 2009
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Screwed Blued and Tattooed

This phrase actually comes from the tanning industry. The order of operation was to kill the animal with a bolt gun (screwing it) then to blue the hide (blued) and then to tattoo a quality mark on the hide (tattoo).
If you are screwed, blued, and tattooed, it means that you're fucked.

Screwed Blued and Tattooed
by Newbie0 March 27, 2010
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tattoo

another fashion trend among some people thinking they actually have something to say that's both important and permanent.
I have a serious need for coolness and heavily into that scene so I'm going to mark up my body to prove with yet another tattoo since I don't have any other way of communicating my individuality with those around me.
by Joe Young November 6, 2007
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Tattooed tears

Tattoos that look like tears under your right eye that show that you killed someone
To all my niggaz facin sixty years, sheddin
tattooed tears - tupac
by Demqr1 February 15, 2010
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tattools

(n)equipment and instruments used by tattoo artists to create tattoos
"Big Tony definitely has the largest tattool collection I have seen. His tattools allow him to meet the requests of all types of ink freaks."
by Mikey DaLux January 14, 2009
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tattoo bitch

When you and a friend make a pledge to get matching tattoos together.
Lara: Hey Hamish, I think it would a great idea if we were to get matching tattoos of the KFC logo on our bum cheeks!
Hamish: That's a great idea!

Lara: Instead of being my bottom bitch you can be my tattoo bitch
by chexxa November 7, 2012
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Tattoo Porn

It's a known fact that people with tattoos fuck better. Someone with cool tattoos who is also in shape is the sexual equivalent of chocolate. It needs to become a new category on www.PornHub.com.
Duane Thomas Denoi is tattoo porn.
by little punk August 29, 2012
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