A name given to any older man who one may assume has been convicted of child molestation at least 80 times; preferably to the same child all 80 times if a child is present during the assumption.
Person1: Look its Dick Goddard!
Person2: Which person is Dick Goddard?
Person1: Old Swampy over there.
Person2: Oooohhhh.
Person2: Which person is Dick Goddard?
Person1: Old Swampy over there.
Person2: Oooohhhh.
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by swampy fool pork fried rice eater man dude March 11, 2004
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