swoleness

the state of being swole, ripped, buff

Look at that dude's swoleness!!!

by fanofmessi January 5, 2010

Solveig

A Hyper, Fun, SEXY, Girly Girl Thats up for Almost evrey thing And She is bare buff

Solveig is bare buff

by Charlie Robinson November 6, 2003

Swollen Members

The only listenable rap group in the world, so they make up for the fact that they are Canadian.

"Breath"
"Fuel Injected"
"Long Way Down"

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 6, 2004

they'll never solve my riddle now

a prominent quote derived from the hit cartoon "dora the explorer". this was said by the grumpy old troll, who lives under the bridge. (think angrier, cruder, raw version of Swiper the Fox's accent.)

{Dora and dumb Boots stop in front of bridge} Grumpy old troll, who lives under the bridge: Heh, heh, heh. They'll never solve my riddle now.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

Swollen Turkey Neck

The inflamed itchy bumps on males balls, often resemble a turkey neck.

Wife: Why are your hands in your pants?

Husband: I have a swollen Turkey Neck. Now get off my back.

by Web7433 September 16, 2010

swole skipping

The act of skipping in a delighted and fruity manner by a man that is extremely swole, in which swinging of the arms and a retarded smile is added.

Not a gym excercise, but a man who has the potential to skip and knock down everyone around him.

Johnny: "WTF is that?!

Arnold: "It looks like some retarded jock running"

Ronnie: " Hes not a retard jock silly, he's swole skipping"

by Douchenator108 March 14, 2011

Swoleiosis

So swole thats it's sick

Your looking so swole you must have swoleiosis

by Maddog777777 November 21, 2013