sweaty guards

Just something funny to say when your teacher ask the class to be quiet

Class:
Me: SWEATY GUARDS

by Ddubswarriors March 17, 2020

Sweaty Toilet

Butt sex in a sauna.

"Hey dude, I was at the aquatic center the other day and I gave this girl a sweaty toilet."

by The Sweaty Toilet King March 6, 2010

Sweaty Handshake

When a girl gives you a handjob for the first time and she is nervous, so her hand is sweaty.

Becky gave me the grossest sweaty handshake last night.

by Carpanthers October 24, 2016

Sweaty Homer

After a session of passion, putting a donut around your penis for dessert!

The sex was great, and the Sweaty Homer afterward was AMAZING! We had sprinkles.

by ScoJo December 19, 2008

sweaty size

Obese people that order GO BIG serving with a diet coke.

Gimme two sweaty size combo's and a diet coke.

by EH of HB November 5, 2007

Sweaty Nerd

someone who trys way too hard to get high kill games and wins in fortnite, basically ruin the game for everyone just trying to have fun.

will rush you, build on yo ass, and get the luckiest 1 pump possible ruining your whole game

will stay home from school for weeks just to get good at building in playground mode.

pretty good if they are your friends cause they can carry you to the dub, but otherwise they annoying as hell

sweaty nerd = Nathan

"OMG that sweaty nerd Nathan kid is still at home playing fortnite, jeez Louise he's a tryhard"

by 21SAVAGEFORTNITETTV October 28, 2018

Sweaty Wilson

With a sweaty palm, slap the victim's face/back/chest in order to leave a mark resembling Tom Hanks' friend Wilson from the movie "Cast Away".

Did you see the Sweaty Wilson I gave him in the locker room?

by aruhl928 January 23, 2010