Sweaty Handshake

When a girl gives you a handjob for the first time and she is nervous, so her hand is sweaty.

Becky gave me the grossest sweaty handshake last night.

by Carpanthers October 24, 2016

sweaty water

when a water bottle is to juicy like dat pussy so it releases its juice on the outside

person one- ew look jessie’s drinking sweaty water
person two- she’s so confusing

by oldmcgloghlin May 31, 2018

Sweaty MUN

Sweaty MUN, a mainly East Coast phenomenon, encompasses Model UN delegates that display the following habits: asking you to get breakfast at 7am to work on papers, having a 5 inch binder full of research, having a laptop with a the Model UN logo on it, getting to Committee an hour early, and in general trying too hard.

This whole conference is the pinnacle of Sweaty MUN, I saw a kid from Mira Costa crying in the back because he won Outstanding instead of Best.

by sheev_palpatine May 9, 2018

Poor and Sweaty

Refers to the condition of being down on your luck, isolated, forgotten or depressed. Usually a demeanor accompanied by a disheveled appearance. A condition which usually Illicits sympathy and or compassion. Can refer to humans or animals

The homeless man on the corner holding the sign asking for money was poor and sweaty.

by Uncle Ralph December 4, 2019

sweaty guards

Just something funny to say when your teacher ask the class to be quiet

Class:
Me: SWEATY GUARDS

by Ddubswarriors March 17, 2020

Sweaty Nerd

someone who trys way too hard to get high kill games and wins in fortnite, basically ruin the game for everyone just trying to have fun.

will rush you, build on yo ass, and get the luckiest 1 pump possible ruining your whole game

will stay home from school for weeks just to get good at building in playground mode.

pretty good if they are your friends cause they can carry you to the dub, but otherwise they annoying as hell

sweaty nerd = Nathan

"OMG that sweaty nerd Nathan kid is still at home playing fortnite, jeez Louise he's a tryhard"

by 21SAVAGEFORTNITETTV October 28, 2018

Sweaty Wilson

With a sweaty palm, slap the victim's face/back/chest in order to leave a mark resembling Tom Hanks' friend Wilson from the movie "Cast Away".

Did you see the Sweaty Wilson I gave him in the locker room?

by aruhl928 January 23, 2010