AIDS sweater

A sweater that usually features 90s color accents, including many jewel toned patterns. The AIDS sweater was sported by many during the AIDS epidemic in NYC during the 80s. Used by Tom Hanks in the movie Philadelphia. Can be purchased at your local Goodwill, and is often worn with light wash jeans.

Note: Sweater does not need to be worn by someone who actually has AIDS.

"Wow, that sweater looks straight out of the movie Rent"- Friend

"Thanks. I picked it up at Goodwill- they have a ton of AIDS sweaters"- friend

by aidssweater March 16, 2009

Christmas Sweater

Any article of clothing worn by either a man or woman that is very unsexy and serves as effective birth control...

OK, that 1950's dress that Julie is rocking is a little too much like June Cleaver wearing a christmas sweater for me..it adds about 30 years to her age...

by Irish Mike 1965 October 25, 2008

Sweater Cows

Big boobs or big clothed boobs.

I'd like to take a peek at her sweater cows.

by rocketman January 30, 2005

man sweater

a really hairy back and chest on a man; some men shave off their man sweaters

I don't take off my shirt in public because of my man sweater!

by Paul Thundergod July 9, 2003

Cashmere sweater

cashmere sweater: The act of having good sex with someone you're not dating.

<alternate uses>

cashmere tuxedo: The act of having THE BEST sex with someone you're not dating.

cashmere gloves: the act of getting a hand job from someone you're not dating

cashmere suit: the act of having OK sex with someone you're not dating

cashmere fruit basket: the act of having sex with multiple people you're not dating in the same day

craig: i just got a cashmere sweater from amanda!

justin: so what i got a cashmere tuxedo from her two days ago

craig: nice!

by brave31 December 18, 2010

Ass sweater

A sweater a woman ties around her waist to hide her ass while jogging, walking or exercising. While most of these women have good figures from their exercise, they are likely self-conscious of others staring at their ass.

"Wow--check out the tight body on that jogger!"

"Yeah...it's too bad she's wearing an ass sweater."

by Trashy Freeman June 2, 2009

angora sweater

The soft rabbit hair yarn sweater that girls wear, usually a mix of angora and nylon or angora and silk, angora and mohair. The angora sweater is usually a sexual tool, as it creates the feminine impression, as soft and something sexy.
When a girl wants attention, she can get it by wearing an angora sweater. The 100% angora knit sweater is very fluffy and quite warm to wear.

She walks into the room and was never noticed until she wore the pink angora sweater.
" Hi Lynda, that is a pretty sweater you are wearing".

"thanks, it is an angora sweater, from my boyfriend, Brian"

by leaveboxopen October 23, 2011