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by m.d.frm.ott December 26, 2009
An attractive female whom acts like a donkey (eg dumb as fuck) and has realy disgusting habits, while under the influence of alcohol.
Bill: Wow shes kind of hot!
Ted: No way, that girls a total Swamp Donkey, she just swated right in front of us, and she only had half a pint!
Ted: No way, that girls a total Swamp Donkey, she just swated right in front of us, and she only had half a pint!
by Kidd February 18, 2004
Usually an oversize, full grown, facial haired woman who enjoys lots of makeup, bbq meats, big trucks, low lit dive bars, any natural musk, wranglers that are 4 sizes too small, and cuddlin. Usually possess a fupa and/or huge vagina.
"Dave was warned by his buddies not to go after her due to the fact that she looked like Buffalo Bill and had a 19 yr old kid, but the thought of that worn out Swamp Donkey bucking on top of him was too much for him to resist"
"Burr was enthralled with the fact that 4 college girls moved in next door...He was even more excited when he was able to give the Swamp Donkey of the bunch a rear admiral"
"Burr was enthralled with the fact that 4 college girls moved in next door...He was even more excited when he was able to give the Swamp Donkey of the bunch a rear admiral"
by tfulf August 13, 2008
Cajun Coon-ass; a man born in the cajun land, Layfeyette, who lives life spicier than the spiceiest!
A Swamp Donkey is always hammered; especially on a Sunday Night playing Caps to the wee hours in the morning... Dont know what caps is??? It is a drinking game. Look it up
by Justin Loomis January 28, 2008
a teenage girl who has sex with anything that has legs and a heart-beat. some may find her attractive. but when they see all the symptoms of her nasty STIs she's got down there they run... FAST - watch out buddddd!
by :)missy!!!<3 February 16, 2009