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Fairfield Lip-Smacker

Sex move where one participant sucks the poop out of another's butthole
My bf gave me a good Fairfield Lip-Smacker last night!
by Drake the bruh blows July 30, 2019
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Slacker

An accolite of the Church of Subgenius. A person who chooses the path of least resistance.
Norm: "Shizzle dude, it's time for work..."
Accolite: "..Tell em I cant go in because my religion forbids it"
by DBob July 8, 2004
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Double Stacker

A.) After taking a poop and wiping your anus realizing your not done then taking another shit on your previous shit forming a double stacker.

B.)Purposely made double stackers occur when someone takes a dump then decides not to flush to come back later and dump on it again
Me: Man earlier i was taking a shit and I thought i was done, pulled my pants up then it hit me again
Q: So what did you do? tell me you didn't...
Me: Yep made a double stacker
Q: Thanks for sharing
by tar_heel86 March 14, 2009
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quad stacker

The best burger ever created. think of the number of patties as bases. you know.
kerr sucks at eating the quad stacker because she just cant handle its extreme size
by Mrs. Fetters September 30, 2006
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smurf stacker

The "Smurf Stacker" theory is a ground breaking theory created to explain the unique mating habits of Smurfs.

It was originally thought that smurfs reproduced much like humans with separate male and female genders, however this leads one to wonder why there are so few female Smurfs one of which being created by an evil wizard who is trying to eradicate them. The Smurf Stacker theory takes an entirely different approach theorizing that every smurf has both sets of genitalia, allowing them to both impregnate and be impregnated. It is believed that each smurf, under their each of their white hats, has a phallus and also a vaginal organ in their crotchal region. It is further theorized that during a mating event all of the smurfs in the village gather and assemble into a "Smurf Stack" which involves every smurf standing one on top of the other allowing simultaneous penetration.

Due to the elusiveness of the smurfs during mating season no one can either prove or disprove this theory and while it continues to be a hugely controversial subject among smurfologist it is quickly being accepted as the most plausible theory as to how smurfs reproduce.

note: wikipedia rejected this article claiming it was "unsalvageably incoherent"
"Bob dosent eat blueberry pancakes because ensuing thoguhts of smurf stackers sexually arouse him to the point of madness"

"Lets make like smurfs and stack!"
by Dan Johnston July 17, 2007
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Spacker

An idiot, loser, retard, or moron. Most often associated with younger siblings, dog owners, and 99.9% of all bloggers.
Damnit, why'd you drop that? You're such a fucking spacker!
by Lessien October 8, 2004
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Pie stacker

Fat person, not necessarily from eating pies.
"That guy is a pie stacker."
"You ate five burgers, you pie stacker!"
by Daimo_45 October 5, 2006
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