by drummerdude45 July 14, 2005
 Get the crowd surfingmug.
Get the crowd surfingmug. car·pet surf·ing
verb
ˈkärpit-sərfiNG/
:The act of vigoursly searching, scavenging, and/or unearthing one's carpet in hopes of finding something of profound interest; usually followed by the immediate consumption of said interest:
These interests can include, but are not limited to: candy, cookies, various other foods, and drugs
verb
ˈkärpit-sərfiNG/
:The act of vigoursly searching, scavenging, and/or unearthing one's carpet in hopes of finding something of profound interest; usually followed by the immediate consumption of said interest:
These interests can include, but are not limited to: candy, cookies, various other foods, and drugs
Person A: "Oh no! I dropped all this "candy" on the floor. What are we gonna do?"
Person B: "I hope you brought your surfboard bro. Cause, we're going carpet surfing!"
Person B: "I hope you brought your surfboard bro. Cause, we're going carpet surfing!"
by Shaving Ryan's Privates February 16, 2014
 Get the Carpet Surfingmug.
Get the Carpet Surfingmug. A way to commit suicide by driving a car on a very busy highway/freeway/interstate at a very high speed, setting the car into cruise control and then climbing out of the car through the window and standing on top of the car as if the driver were surfing until the car hits something.
by IceWarm March 24, 2006
 Get the car surfingmug.
Get the car surfingmug. When the head of your dick gets sore from lying on your surfboard too long waiting for the next set.
by maverickbluer1 October 27, 2007
 Get the surf dickmug.
Get the surf dickmug. Attempting to stand upright without touching handrails while a subway/metro train is in motion. Requires great balance and quick reflexes.
by MeghanML March 27, 2009
 Get the transit surfmug.
Get the transit surfmug. When you go to a town or city you aren't from without a place to stay with the intention of finding a random girl you can sleep with and stay at her place.
Me and the boys are heading to Galt, we don't have a place to stay but hopefully we can find some chicks and do some cooch surfing.
by Captain Snatch-a-roo May 7, 2010
 Get the Cooch Surfingmug.
Get the Cooch Surfingmug. by Headexpl0dy April 19, 2015
 Get the Battle surfingmug.
Get the Battle surfingmug.