Strokesperson

A sexually attractive spokesperson for a product/service which becomes masturbation fodder.

That Flo woman from the Progressive ads is a total strokesperson, glad I had DVR for that last commercial.

by SwanBronson March 7, 2011

Strokestep

Bass music labeled as dubstep that sounds like the person making it had a stroke halfway through making the rhythms. Every element is unquantized and people act like it's high iq shit but in reality it sounds like someone with the mental capacity of a 4 year old got access to bass music sounds

Jack: "Damn did you hear the new Veer album? He makes the best dubstep!"
Any semi musical person: "Shut the fuck up Strokestep enjoyer"

by Ekotard November 10, 2020

diet strokes

all the garage bands that came out just as The Strokes blew up

"I was at the Whiskey A Go-Go last night to see Muse, and all the opening acts were these diet strokes".

by MeLJ05 July 2, 2008

vinegar strokes

When one masturbates and is on the brink of orgasm and one knows they can't hold it back any longer the face that follows is known as Vinegar Strokes

Jon: Yo man, I came so hard yesterday and my girl took a picture of my face!

Josh: HA! lemme see the picture!?--WHOA! nice VINEGAR STROKES bro!

by CAKE_CMK! August 22, 2016

Vinaigrette Strokes

The female version of Vinegar Strokes. The pre-orgasmal point of no return for women during sex.

We were making sweet, sweet love when, suddenly, she approached climax and I saw into her soul during her vinaigrette strokes.

by TheRealVeritas October 28, 2017

Golden Strokes

1) The strokes right before you are about to cum

Bob was in his golden strokes right when his dog jumped on the bed.

by Infected Mist June 23, 2020

3 strokes

Putting your dick 3 times in a girl without nutting

Semaj only put 3 strokes in her in that matter she’s not pregnant

by Troubles September 8, 2020