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The Danger Stranger

This is an intense form of masterbation. Combining the popular stranger method with the less-known danger method. You sit on your hand until it falls asleep. You then proceed to start whacking off so it feels like someone else is doing it, and about halfway through, you yell out for your mom very loud so that she hears you. This is what makes it dangerous, you have to finish the job before she makes it to your room to see you doing your business. Be very careful, for as exciting as this may sound, it has gotten many a young man in a lot of trouble.
I totally tried out the danger stranger the other night, and now my mom is making me take this stupid medication. I'll win next time.
by Brian H October 12, 2005
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soup strainer moustache

A moustache that entrely covers the mouth, giving the impression that it acts as a strainer when drinking or eating soup.
Anthony grew a soup strainer moustache, but shaved it when it started to get in the way of his food.
by gramaticon July 21, 2008
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Officially Stranded Productions

Officially Stranded Productions is an independent, Los Angeles based, production company that mostly films and releases short comedy sketches on popular comedy web sites. It has gained a cult following lately due to the growing popularity of it's web series Stranded in L.A.

The web series has been featured on many comedy sites including Funny or Die, Break, and College Humor.
Me: Who actually makes all those sketches for Stranded in L.A.?
My Friend: It's a local production company. Officially Stranded Productions.
by J Guy the Great! January 11, 2013
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Jacob Starnes

huge penis ass nigga who fucks EVERY FUCKING WOMAN he sees
Nerissa-OH HELL YEAH JACOB STARNES FUCK ME
by Jacob_Lover420 June 6, 2020
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Trolling for Strange

Scanning the nightlife scene for some hot-ass stranger to hook up with. Though, the more you drink, the less the "hot-ass" stipulation matters, and the more likely you'll settle for a gargoyle-like creature. It's science.
All right, fuckers. Who wants to go trolling for strange?
by drok n roll January 20, 2010
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The Stranger Punch

The act of sitting on your hand until numb followed by a punch to your chick's head during sex (or anal). The effect is to protect your hand from any potential pain. In order to accomplish this, know the stranger and the donkey punch.

donkey punch the stranger
Cool guy: Bro I did the stranger punch on my girl last night!

Cool guy's friend: Sick! How's your hand?

Cool guy: No pain at all!
by Enlicensed April 6, 2009
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Ass Strain

The unfortunate and embarassing cramp like pain felt in both buttocks after vigorous exercise. It can make it difficult and time-consuming to walk down stairs or slopes. Most cases respond well to conservative treatment.
"Will got Ass strain after running up the hill too many times, that's why it's taking him ages to walk down"

"Will won't stop complaining about his ass strain"

" Harry doesn't get ass strain as he does loads of squats at the gym, and is a well conditioned lad"
by Baby fill it up January 24, 2012
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