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strap on your tubes

antithesis of "strap on your sac"

to say to a woman: stop acting like a bitch and get ready to go. go, in the sense, go somewhere, or, 'get ready' to do something

strap on your sac
Beth: "I don't want to play today."
Scott: "Please. Just strap on your tubes, and let's go."
by Dan Meyer March 5, 2005
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strap hanger

a person who loves to get shtupped with a strap-on
Betty Sue is a big dyke and loves to wear a strap-on to do her girlfriend Cynthia. Cynthia is a total strap hanger and cums like a freight train.
by minimalsidefx2 February 21, 2011
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Profanese
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(prop. n.) The fucking primary language of Piece of shit New Yorkers. That shit stems from English, but consists of a motherfucking fuckload more curses and profanity, though Piece of shit New Yorkers perceive them bastards as every excrutiating day speech and are never offended. Foreigners to this bullshit day still can't understand this bullshit.

to a goddamn Piece of shit New Yorker "Can you teach my stupid ass Profanese?"
Piece of shit New Yorker: "YOU TALKIN' TA ME?"
You and your hemorrhoids: "Yeah, teach my stupid ass how in the hell to fuckin' talk like you and your sluts."
Piece of shit New Yorker: "Fuck you and your sluts! FOGEDDABODDIT! Dere.
You and your hemorrhoids: "Hold on, I'm taking notes! I mean fucking notes! Err..."

Source: Razukin, Dec 1, 2002
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The fucking unofficial language of the fucking U.S. Pussy. Navy, spoken for the fucking sake of brevity and clarity.

While our sister service, the fucking United States Marine Corps, is able to grasp the fucking rudiments of Profanese and speak that bastard in a fuckin' pidgen fashion, the fucking Air Force fails to master even the fucking most basic vocabulary, grammar and syntax rendering meaningful communications difficult.(Translated into Profanese thus: Fucking Grunts shit circles around douchebag zoomie mofos in talking shit.)

Source: harry flashman, Jul 16, 2003
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profanese
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Fuckin' what sheltered really fucking brilliant people who've never been to fuckin' Piece of shit New York City think every fucking Piece of shit New Yorker speaks. a goddamn term coined by a dummy who's trying to be cute or make a snide jab against the fucking City.

I'd curse you and your hemorrhoids morons out, but "profanese" is beneath my shitty level of Piece of shit New York sophistication.

Source: JB, Feb 11, 2004
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by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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strap on

A strap on dildo, commonly used as an insult to someone.
1. "give me the fucking ball you strap on before i fuck you up"
2. "oh shutup mum go fuk one of your strap ons"
by Sam Picone April 22, 2006
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strap assist

When a strap, such as a purse or seatbelt, seperates and accentuates female breasts.
Ex: Did you see the strap assist on her.
Ex2: Look at her! Thank you strap assist.
by B. Pervster October 28, 2013
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strap on a nasty

To get very very drunk.
I don't remember who I went home with last night because I strapped on a nasty at the pub.
by Metastable August 27, 2005
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Strap-Job

Noun:

When someone gives a blow-job to someone who is wearing a strap-on, usually given to females because they don't got a D!
-I saw Garrett give Sydney a strap-job on the bus.The shame...
by Big Saxy October 20, 2014
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