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straddle tale

Someone who cock blocks you by revealing your past sexual exploits to your current breezy.
I could tell she was into me until that straddle tale told her about the Vegas stripper.
by thenotoriousdlb July 16, 2009
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Toaster Straddle

The act of a man, who while face fucking a girl lying on her back, straddles her upper body and defecates on her chest and stomach. The man then proceeds to face fuck her until he also ejaculates on her chest completing this mixture of toasty warm substances on her body. One can see this is similar to the toaster strudel.
Man that toaster straddle I gave that whore last night was so messy!
by Chief Fat Cock February 23, 2011
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steady

As in "goin' steady," when a boy and a girl are bf/gf and are unavailable by their respective opposite sexes because they are taken and in love with eachother.... the two are goin' steady.
Hugo asked Kim out several times, and they got pinned, so now they're goin' steady.
by dave February 11, 2004
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STRAY KIDS EVERYWHERE ALL AROUND THE WORLD

This sentence is actually used by STRAY KIDS a talented beautiful kpop group.

With this sentence they show their support for all the stray kids all around the world trough their self produced music and experiences.

They want to give those persons hope, energy, and a lot of more beautifull things.
They just want to make a lot of people happy.

ALSO the scream of the STAYs (fandome) after this sentence is really powerful and beautiful, because it shows how much they support and respect their Artists.

STAYs are also part of STRAY KIDS family so they will always be here to support STRAY KIDS 😊
STRAY KIDS: STRAY KIDS EVERYWHERE ALL AROUND THE WORLD
STAYs: STRAY KIDS EVERYWHERE ALL AROUND THE WORLD YEAAAAAAH

STRAY KIDS:STRAY KIDS EVERYWHERE ALL AROUND THE WORLD together

STAYs+People who respect the artist even if this is not the artist they support: STRAY KIDS EVERYWHERE ALL AROUND THE WORLD👏👏👏👏
AND then everyone is Happy😊
by I can Stay so I stay STAY 😊 December 27, 2019
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straddling the dredgepipe

When a woman mounts a massively THICK large cock or dildo and has her legs spread as far as she can, her pussy spread to its maximum width. Such an act is usually accompanied by seriously loud undulating moans from either pain or pleasure or both.
Tim: Christ, look at the size of that thing! How the hell can she take it all?

Chuck: Pff, chicks like that slut are used to straddling the dredgepipe. She could probably fit a 2 liter bottle up that crack.
by threeinchfrog August 3, 2010
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chuuya nakahara from the hit animanga series bungo stray dogs

a very hot and attractive man that even grabs all the lesbians attention! im omni but holy shit all of chuuyatok are the lesbos!

hes a 5'3 ginger guy who definitely listens to chase atlantic cause hes fucking hot like that

anger issues clearly and is definitely a lil aroace gay ;3

when he is near dazai he is the definition of homosexuality caught on camera.
i love chuuya nakahara from the hit animanga series bungo stray dogs
by chuuyakisser :/ February 12, 2023
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stradlater

A nickname that refers to a man's sexual magnetism, often related from his amount of time spent shirtless and in front of the mirror. Stradlaters, or "Strads" for short, are irrestible to the opposite sex.
That Stradlater is one sexy beast.
by jawrsh July 18, 2005
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