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Puerto Rican Stool

The act of masturbating with one hand while placing a finger inside of your rectum.
Josh told his friends how he wanted to go give himself a Puerto Rican Stool when he got home tonight.
by ican' March 1, 2020
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cream of stool

Cream of Stool®: simply foul poo that harms and depletes both body and soul.
by Professor_Z January 4, 2023
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Bielsa’s Motting Stool

A stool that a motter may use while delivering oral sex to his lady friend from a seated position at the edge of the bed/motting platform.

Particularly useful if the motter finds himself with an incapacitated lower limb and is unable to assume a standard frontal prone motting position between the mottees legs.

The stool takes inspiration from the legendary Marcelo Bielsa and his infamous stool that could often be spotted pitchside in the technical area.
Dislocated the knee again at the weekend and I’m on crutches for the foreseeable, will have to get Bielsa’s Motting Stool out the loft.
by CumbrianMotter October 9, 2023
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pool o' stool

a confined area filled with water in which fecal matter can be stored indefinitely
Billy: "Whoa! Dude, why's the toilet all brown and green?!"

Tom: "Oh man! I forgot to flush. This stuff been decomposing there for at least three days"

Billy: "This is one cool pool o' stool"
by heythewhat January 7, 2012
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Viva La Stool

The slogan for the popular Boston based online blog Barstoolsports.com. Made popular by the sites followers, "stoolies" either taking pictures of themselves holding a sign with the slogan in foreign countries, at famous landmarks, in various US cities, or holding up a sign behind newscasters at sporting events.
Ex1:Hey prez love the blog. Viva La Stool.

Ex2: Guy 1: Hey bro did you see that guy holding the Viva La Stool sign behind John Kruk at the Sox last night?
Guy 2: Yea dude, El Prez is taking over the world!
by Stoolie4Life April 28, 2011
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Stoolbend

The town Cleveland Brown, from Family Guy moves to in the spin-off the Cleveland Show that aired their season 1 premier today, September 27, 2009. It is a fictional town, portrayed as being located in Virginia.
What a name, Stoolbend! How did McFarlane come up with that?
by Seshie September 27, 2009
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