stoners

good people who dont have to escape drugs by turning to reality

Cheers to stoners everywhere

by BMW February 18, 2004

The Stoner

Unzipping your pants and pissing to the side while walking with a group of people. so you don't have to stop and people don't have to wait for you.

Brian: I'm gonna pull "The Stoner"
Andrew: Me too
Brian: You piss to the left I will piss to the right

Brian: Hey wait I have to piss
Andrew: No just pull "The Stoner"

by Hit and Run DOA September 23, 2009

Stoner

Someone who smokes weed as often as possible; one who believes weed to make the world a better place to live in. Usually a fan of Bob Marley and/or Sublime. If in school, would usually be an Art or Music major. Some of the chillest people you'll ever have the pleasure of meeting.

This loveable girl Britt is a true stoner.

by Brittskeez January 2, 2006

stoners

A person or group of people who smoke toke marijuana. There are many types/references to what a "true stoner" is exactly. Main attribute of a good stoner are those who smoke out and get smoked out. Most stoners know it's good to know of different type of buds and the amt. weight in grams, kilos, lbs., ect. ... Most stoners smoke marijuana habitually, know that salvia is not marijuana by any means, know how to keep a low profile yet be open and also how to function while high.

Let's go toke up.
- Gosh we're such stoners
Huh?
- Nvm. Let's toke.

by TitsClitsBongHits March 23, 2007

Stoner

Having the title of a stoner can only truly be recieved by someone who has made blazing a part of their life. A stoner has one true love which is herb and will blaze all day everyday with his crew or whoever else wants to join. Someone who is carefree and just goes with it. Most true stoners have an outlook on life which is enlightened and can see how others are obessed worthless things like money,clothes,cars,etc.

Kid-"Should we go to the football game this weekend or go to the mall?"

Stoner-"BLUNT."

by Jon44442220000 December 9, 2008

stonerized

simply put...when your stoned!

dude 1: yo ima get stonerized tonite kid...wanna join?

dude 2: sounds like a plan, i'll bring some bud!

by davison2008 December 19, 2007

Stoner

Someone who thinks absolutely any problem, no matter how severe can be solved with THC.

Stoner John: I have multiple skull fractures, I need to see a doctor.
Mr Mush: Relax and hit this bong, you'll be fine. The best cure for a concussion is a little mushin'.

by Mr Mush July 7, 2008