Shertard

A shertard is someone who posts on the MMA forum sherdog.

You can usually tell a shertard apart from a regular poster as they're around 14 - 17yrs old, live in their parents basement, make outlandish statements and act like armchair quarterbacks. They hate the UFC and dana white with a passion because they are too legit to quit and they're too cool to like anything mainstream. Act like grammar police when outdone in an argument, think they're red hot playas and get all the pussy in the world and have never been in a real fight or competed in their life.

Example 1
Shertard - '' The way chuck liddell is holding his hands is all wrong, if i was fighting him i would just throw a left hook counter and knock him out''

Regular poster '' STFU shertard you've probably never fought a day in your life'

Example 2
Regular Poster ''Man Arianny Celeste is so hot, she's the cause of global warming''

Shertard ''She isn't that good, i mean sure i'd hit her and all but i have hotter chicks hitting on me all the time when i'm checking it in the club''

by timmeh otoole August 27, 2009

starting shit with a starterkit

Slang for when someone provokes a situation that they are bad or inferior in with a superior person or group, especially when it's in very over-the-top, easy-to-tell proportions.

Scrawny Dude: "I'll drop you any day. Square up!"

Heavyweight Champion: "O_O"

Spectator: "LOL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Spectator #2: "u srs brah?"

Spectator #3: "HE'S GONNA NEED SOME MILK!"

Spectator #4: "Starting shit with a starterkit XD"

by wane the wordwaker August 30, 2016

fast start

In a racing video game, getting an extra boost off the starting line.

I got a fast start in mario kart.

by 5'11"Racer September 16, 2006

well it all started when i was 7

a phrase that you say when they start asking questions about what your talking about and dont want to answer them.

vee: so wait how do you even know her?
marc: i met her threw a friend on myspace.
vee: have you even seen her?
marc: well it all started when i was 7.
vee: dude?

by MarcBee June 25, 2010

skert

When you dont agree with something that someone says, or if someone says something in which you think is a "joke". This word is also applied when someone says something DAMN WRONG and you feel the need to emphasize the wrongness of it.

steve: deluc be hittin dat?
kendra: SKERRRTT

houck: you love him.
benbaby: uh.. skert.

teacher: today we will be reading pages 1- 130 in our books.
class including all tripple b's: SKERRRRT

by Manelly Meyak October 16, 2007

Lets get started, shall we?

A phrase that can proceed any sentence or set of sentences.

Lets get started, shall we? Today we will learn about the hidden chapter, titled propylactics and their uses.

by Yebeka December 19, 1999

start

to begin

- I met this girl who is out of this world. I can't think of anything but how much I'd like to be with her.

- when do you think you'll start seeing each other?
- hopefully not too long from now

by Youretoogoodtobetrue June 13, 2020