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shaving sex

To shave a womens arse whilst fucking her
whilst we fuck can i shave your arse
by little tit of the internet October 30, 2003
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Stalingrad Maneuver

In a male-female-male threesome, the first male attempts to penetrate the second from behind while the second is distracted with the female. Named after Hitler's attack in WWII.
Man, I only agreed to a threesome because she was so hot. I didn't realize he was going use the Stalingrad Maneuver on me. My ass still hurts.
by Marty S. November 30, 2006
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Stavig

A friend of mine; one of the biggest (literally and figuratively) load-monsters in the entire world. Never willingly sober.
"Holy shit, look...I think Stavig's really dead this time."
by Ol' Dirt Shultz February 5, 2005
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Savings and Moan

The mental memory bank that stores all masturbatory fantasies.
I had to make a withdrawal from the Savings and Moan after my date last night.
by asploadinghead June 13, 2010
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Staring Rights

An incidental, innocent gaze at someone where your head has to turn less to see them, than their's does to see you. More head turn means less staring rights, for example. Adds more uncomfortability factor if you have to turn your head to gaze at someone, they notice you looking and they're WTF'ing at you.

Best done while waiting for a train or something that requires glancing in one direction continually where the person you want to check out is also in that direction.
I was at the diner yesterday and I tried to check this girl out a bit better, but she noticed me looking over and had the staring rights on me.
by I M Not Nice March 9, 2011
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savings bong

a bong you frequently pack with scraped resin, and other bottom of the bag contributions, letting it build up in hopes of one day cashing it all in.
"Hey bro, I have gained a lot interest of my savings bong in the past month, and I think it is time to burn."
by DavyJonesCcrossBones May 12, 2011
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shaving the dog

Doing something that seems like a good idea, but in reality is a bad decision.
Ben spent 3 weeks shaving the dog and now we are puppy fucked.
by mhansen November 17, 2017
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