squatter

A guy who sits when he pees

I can't believe I got kicked out of cocktail that bouncer was such a squatter.

by Randy Cooter April 22, 2011

squatters

bastards who steal domain names then procede to ransom them for ungodly amounts of money.

A cyber-squatter registered my domain name before I could. That bastard!

by mEtHOs April 14, 2003

jar squatter

When a male or female squezzes a large jar up his or her anus then lets the jar shatter inside, letting it cut the insides.

there is a video out there named jar squatter

by rafatron February 18, 2009

shitters

Any young rock-orientated adolescent that procrastinates (often in large groups) in public places for no apparent reason. Shitters are also known for their pseudo-drunken or pseudo-stoned behaviour, often through a lack of knowledge or unwillingness to learn.

"You're all Centenary shitters!" Used to describe the shitter problem in Centenary Square, Bradford, UK (where the phrase was coined).

by xInfinityx November 11, 2006

Harry Squatter

When a morbidly obese individual bends over so much that you can see the parting of the hair on his asshole.

Hey Tommy, check out Harry Squatter over there!

by Timmmaaay October 15, 2010

chili shitters

Illegal Mescans from Mexico. Friends of George Bush.

The Rio Grande border towns in Texas are full of chili shitters trying to get farther inland to find a job.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005

pew squatter

A stubborn A-hole in church who is sitting at the end of the pew and refuses to scoot down.

This pew squatter refuses to scoot down so we'll have to squeeze by him with our butts in his face. Stubborn A-hole.

by Witty Mommy March 31, 2015