Jason Squires

The Cool's and Sexiest person alive with the best situation ever.

Situation......Hot.......Sexy... Jason Squires

by Radmehr May 11, 2011

Squirell

A dude that is only looking for a place to put his nut.

"Baby don't go to the party, the only thing your going to see is squirells"
"Man I feel like a squirell going to this foam party"

by Dryder October 24, 2008

squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german

a foreign midget who's prostate tickles whenever a funny joke is told to him.

"squirmin' hermin the one-eyed german likes to skip through the forest."

by Legitronnnn March 8, 2009

sperm squirm

the flich that women make when cum actually hits there face,when cumming on them usually followed by the fluttering of the eyes

the surprise when sperm lands on the face.

hey man I came so much on her she started making the funniest sperm squirm

by andre April 24, 2005

squirmy

Kinkily devious and/or cunning.

Bugger, he's one squirmy dude.

by Martti Ojanen October 14, 2003

worm-squirm

worm-squirm

Worm-squirm. n. The act in which two or more males insert their flacid penises into a woman's vagina and then wiggle them into erections; At this point the worm-squirm is over and a double/multiple penetration commences. Often the insertion is aided by a rod or other plunging-type device. (see also worm-squirming, worm-squirmed)

W. and his new friend wanted to make their friendship official and decided to worm-squirm the foreign exchange student in their German class.

by m55555555 July 1, 2011

squick

A term originated around 1994 in the alt.tasteless newsgroup as a response to the question "What is the sound of a good skull fucking?" The term was quickly picked up by the alt.fuck.the.skull.of.jesus group and used primarily within Subgenius circles as a verb meaning "To fuck someone in the skull." The term was co-opted by the BDSM community some time latter, and its original meaning is often overlooked or ignored.

It's not often that I get to squick, but since I've become a mortician it is much easier.

by squidflakes March 18, 2004