Squirtllex

Portmanteau composed of Squirt+llex. The suffix "llex" comes from Skrillex, an American DJ mistakenly related to the dubstep electronic music genre.

Freshman: I love dubstep music, like Skrillex.
Senior: Oh, you mean Squirtllex? That overrated idiot makes brostep, not dubstep. Dubstep comes from London and its best example is DJ Burial's album "Untrue".

by Eibar04 May 19, 2022

Mississippi Squirel

The sexual act during a good ole southern gang bang where two or more guys insert their "nuts" aka testicals into the loose lips of a large trailer park whore, making it look like a squirel prepairing its self for the long winter ahead.

When big Mike and the boys get together it will only take a few Natty Daddy's and that bitch will be stuffing the Mississippi Squirel in no time.

by BuschBoy30 May 22, 2013

circle squirtle

A word originally created on Omegle. A circle squirtle is similar to a circle jerk, but with only one penis involved.

Cathy, Maria, and Joe are going to have a circle squirtle at Maria's house tonight

by childcare January 6, 2015

blue squirel

When A Cock Ring Is Too Tight And You Lose Circulation In Your Dick And It Turns Blue

That night sucked, it ended with a blue squirel.

by Cris nic kevin February 21, 2017

The Squirtle

Cummimg to the sound of turtle moans

Hey step-bro, have you tried the squirtle challenge yet?

by Frotaku October 6, 2019

squirble

The act of simultaneously stimulating the genitals of a squirrel and a gerbil.

"Dude, I totally got my squirble on today!"

"Milk without cookies is like a squirble without the gerbil"

by Justin "Animus Beastus" Merriam September 16, 2007

squirtle in your jigglytuff

squirt in the girls pussy in a pokemon nice way

hey girl may I squirtle in your jigglytuff
girl: slap!!!(ouch)

by warpollo July 28, 2011