Shit Spooning

the act of getting so drunk you shit yourself and after face planting your bro spoons you

Dude you shit yourself and just fell on your face it's time for some shit spooning!!

by mrbigcock August 23, 2016

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reckless spooning

A nude genitalia to ass horizontal hug between lovers/friends where neither person gives a flying fuck that they are aligned head to feet.

Jim caught Sarah and Todd reckless spooning, and it made him, and only him, uncomfortable as fuck.

by ashetrentnn August 22, 2017

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(Coh-ld Spoo-ning)

The act of removing a spoon from a cold substance (i-e ice cream) and placing it on ones nipples, or that of another person. A new trend in the lesbian community. Thought to increase sensitivity in the nipple and make oral stimulation extremely pleasurable.

Hazel had some Ben and Jerries 'Chunky Monkey'. Hazel removed the spoon from the Chunky Monkey and placed it on Helens nipple and they were cold spooning!

by Munkychunky October 20, 2009

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slave-ship spooning

The same sleeping position as spooning except you have additional pairs of feet in your crotch from the other row of people positioned just below you. Same as on a slave ship.

Used to describe any horribly crowded and uncomfortable sleeping position.

Friend 1:"I'm thinking we can all save $100 a person on this trip if we just share 1 room when we crash for the night"

Friend 2:"Dude, no way am I packing slave-ship spooning style just to save a few bucks. Get 2 rooms..."

Friend 2:"...Good call"

by rebothed October 6, 2011

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