spoons

A game where an unsuspecting person is challenged to a contest, where large heavy desert spoons are placed between the teeth and turns are taken to hit your opponent on the back of the head with said spoon using only the power of the mouth and neck, untill one of the competitors gives up. However a 3rd person, an associate of the challengee stands behind the unsuspecting player and belts him im time with a 3rd spoon in time with the 'hits' of the real opponent

'Hey we played spoons with Mike yesterday.'
'Cool.'
'Yeah he has brain damage now.'

by Gimli, son of Gloin. May 21, 2006

Spoon

Slang Term for Lacrosse Stick

Nathan bring your spoon to my house for playing lacrosse.

Naveed you shouldn't even have that spoon you suck at lacrosse.

by Clausen8657 June 19, 2011

Spoon

An insult,
Someone you don't trust with a fork.

"Josh is such a spoon."
"Oi Tony pass the ball you spoon."

by Oompada November 26, 2016

Spoon

How do you not know what a spoon is? dummy.

"Whats a spoon?"

"shut up"

by hAYes yEEt February 22, 2019

Spoon

A complete idiot that is so stupid they have a mind of a fucking utensil.

"Oi mate, what a spoon you are!"

by SpudManDom June 16, 2018

spoons

Another word for a skateboarding prodigy. Reaches new limits, breaks boundaries, always raises the bar and at the end of the day rolls fiya J.

"yeah that was sick man!"

"riding like spoons!"

by WILL AND DAN February 5, 2018

Spoon

Excellent, good, great, amazing, fashionable, on trend, on point,

Wow mate, that trick is totally spoon or Nice shirt mate... You look well spoon

by HankTheBusDriver January 24, 2021