you are in a rush to have sex. you fling off all your clothes as fast as possable except for your socks. you know how creepy it feels to be naked with just socks on, but decide that the 2.4 seconds of unbalance that it would take to remove them would eat too far into valuable humping time. the result is socksual intercourse.
girl: ew, you still have your socks on.
guy: i changed 'em yesterday, they're good....socksual intercourse!!!!1
guy: i changed 'em yesterday, they're good....socksual intercourse!!!!1
by jimboween May 23, 2008
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Adam: Especailly the black chick. When she leaned forward her tits looked like shit socks.
Adam: Especailly the black chick. When she leaned forward her tits looked like shit socks.
by mexnfx September 6, 2011
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Spock-tacular - Any person, place, thing, event, etc. that is as awesome and cool as Spock. Mostly used in relation to Spock as portrayed by Zachary Quinto in the 2009 Star Trek, but can be used in reference to the classic Spock played by Leonard Nimoy.
by Aranwion May 25, 2009
Get the Spock-tacular mug.Joe kept asking me why the sky was blue so I told him to go Spock off.
The cast of Jersey Shore could use some time to Spock off since they're a bunch of idiots.
The cast of Jersey Shore could use some time to Spock off since they're a bunch of idiots.
by wishful_thinker February 11, 2010
Get the Spock off mug.a condition in which one has the character of Spock or a full Vulcan and only knows logic instead of accepted social norms and traditions that make no sense.
A man walks into a gym naked and starts working out. Two gym employees walk up to him to confront him.
Gym worker 1: "Hey, what the hell are you doin'? Why aren't you wearing clothes?"
Spock Syndrome Guy: "It isn't logical to wear clothes to the gym. I get all sweaty and only wear them about two hours then they need to be washed again."
Gym Worker 2: "But you have to wear clothes!"
SSG: "Why?"
GW 1: "Because that's the rules!"
SSG: "Why is it a rule?"
GW 1: "It just is!"
SSG: "I do not understand."
GW 2: "Forget it, dude, he's got Spock Syndrome."
GW 1: "What a weirdo! Who uses logic to decide how they live their lives!?"
Gym worker 1: "Hey, what the hell are you doin'? Why aren't you wearing clothes?"
Spock Syndrome Guy: "It isn't logical to wear clothes to the gym. I get all sweaty and only wear them about two hours then they need to be washed again."
Gym Worker 2: "But you have to wear clothes!"
SSG: "Why?"
GW 1: "Because that's the rules!"
SSG: "Why is it a rule?"
GW 1: "It just is!"
SSG: "I do not understand."
GW 2: "Forget it, dude, he's got Spock Syndrome."
GW 1: "What a weirdo! Who uses logic to decide how they live their lives!?"
by ManPoweredTravel November 5, 2012
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Get the Snocks mug.The act of having sex whilst being nearly but not quite naked, by wearing nothing but your socks - a fact which is unknown to your partner until post-sex Glory Sock bragging is performed. This apparently irritates some people which makes it even more awesome. Works best with ridiculous socks.
Bert: That was amazing!!!
Toff: Check this out *points to feet immediately after sex*
Bert: What???! I can't believe you still have your socks on!
Toff: Glory Socks!! Say whaaaat?!
Toff: Check this out *points to feet immediately after sex*
Bert: What???! I can't believe you still have your socks on!
Toff: Glory Socks!! Say whaaaat?!
by KingTen87 September 16, 2011
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