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Ultra midnight spring shocker

A three part covert sexual act comprised of:

Midnight: while your partner is sleeping
Ultra shocker: two in the pink, two in the stink
Spring time: ice cold water

Walking in on your sleeping partner, waking them up by dousing them with ice cold water, then while the person is waking and dazed you give them an ultra shocker.

The move can be followed up with a fish hook or a def jam.
I came home after a late night at work horny as he'll, my girlfriend was asleep, tried waking her up, no dice. So I went to the kitchen and got a bottle of evian from the fridge, went back to the room and gave her an ultra midnight spring shocker.
by Erg raider April 4, 2011
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twat socker

One who socks (punches) a female in her twat because she was being a bitch.
#1: micheals mom was pissin me off!
#2: so what did you do?
#1: Lets just say i became a twat socker fast.
by Adam Davis Hendricks III September 12, 2007
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chinatown shocker

an alternative version of the original shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink), in which the thumb is inserted into the woman's vagina, and the four remaining fingers are rammed into her pooper. aptly named the "chinatown shocker", the victim receives four (fingers) for the price of one (intact asshole), but leaves one wondering if the product was truly worth the bargain.
Scott:"Dude I gave Page the chinatown shocker last night"
Jeff: " one in the pink four in the stink?"
Scott: "You know it."
Jeff: "How'd that go over."
Scott: "Let's just say I had her on the edge of her seat."
Jeff: "You disgust me."
by caldrox June 27, 2010
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croc socker

A person who wears socks with their Crocs
Hey your a croc socker!
by Baggy Moe November 29, 2013
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Spacker

An idiot, loser, retard, or moron. Most often associated with younger siblings, dog owners, and 99.9% of all bloggers.
Damnit, why'd you drop that? You're such a fucking spacker!
by Lessien October 8, 2004
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Canadian Shocker

Similar to the conventional shocker, but as an added surprise, stick you hand in a snowbank and hold it there for 5 before performing.
"How you'd get frost-bite down THERE?!"

"Marc gave me a canadian shocker."
by WiggyTheCanuck January 18, 2010
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The Spock Shocker

Apply the Spock Shock by initializing the Vulcan death grip to the taint (see definition of "taint"; noun).
I once applied the Spock Shocker to this chick, and she asked me if I was out of my Vulcan mind.
by Brian Martin June 27, 2003
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