sloosh

n. A combination of a slut and a douche (noun usage of douche), usually a girl

Ugh! Brittanny is such a sloosh!

by Schmidy December 6, 2006

SplooshLazyasshoe

aka sarah
a skank ass hoe

my gurl ya know who u is

by caslunie September 18, 2004

splooch

The act of ejaculating

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

bob splosh

a bob splosh is when its to late to have a shower because everyones asleep so instead you just stick your dick a cup of hot water and have a splash

Guy 1: "fuck man i had to bob splosh last night because everyone was asleep"
Guy 2: "what the fuck is a bob splosh"
Guy 1: "a bob splosh is when its to late to have a shower because everyones asleep so instead you just stick your dick a cup of hot water and have a splash"
Guy 2: "dont speak to me ever again"

by coomlord February 15, 2020

Splooshi

When you accidentally drop your sushi in your soy sauce.

Before I got the sushi in my mouth, it slipped and caused a splooshi.

by Wazrom July 20, 2022

sploshtastic

When a girl is top notch at sitting on cakes and donuts and then sitting on your face while squirting custard out of her minge.

"Hey Chris how was your night with Lizzy last night?"

"Awesome mate, we went via Tesco, got a trifle and then we went sploshing. She sploshed all over my face. She is proper sploshtastic!"

by Plippy plop May 4, 2020

Splooch

A really old jar of peaches from the movie “holes”

Example:
Joseph: jack you want some splooch?
Jack: *starts gagging*

by ThuCuck23 August 10, 2020