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Spliff

Blake: Yo look at this blunt i just got
Zach: Yeah that is a nice blunt
Red: WWWWWOOOORRRDDDDD niggas cant spliff that
Blake: No nigga dis is mine you need to get a job and get your own weed
Red: That's How niggas is givin it up...Come on You know You wanna spliff
Blake: No nigga bye
Red: Time-out
Blake: WHAT
Red: Can a nigga get a burger before you spliff it with ya girl
Blake: NO BYE NIGGA
by Blakeloves melissa February 1, 2009
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Spliff and Switch

The act of smoking weed (usually a spliff/joint) and gaming on your Nintendo Switch
Ace:"Did you hear about John pulling a Spliff and Switch last night"

Chris:"Yeah I was there, it was insane"
by harveytheblade October 21, 2017
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cup spliff

1) when you take a paper cup and make it into a spliff!
magical.

2) pretending its a cool new way of hacking bong. just to confuse peole who think they're gangstaaas.
--"wtf is a cup spliff"
"mate, have you not heard?"
--"..yeah.. cup spliff.. i had one last night."
"wow your pretty hard core."
by Lydssss December 19, 2007
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Lucy spliff

Biggest slag in town speaks to all the lads but it’s because there’s only “about 2 boys in Uttoxeter” rlly pretty rlly annoying smells like poo ditty toe nails and she really likes feet she drawls over mine 24/7
Lucy spliffs legs are always open

List spliff is a stunner
by Unknown., April 27, 2019
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spliff barrier

when rolling a joint, the space just after the roach where little or no weed (only tobacco) is used to prevent wastage.
roll one up man, but don't forget the spliff barrier
by 1blh July 10, 2012
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Emergency Spliff

An emergency spliff (or emergency joint/blunt) is a spliff you didn't bother finish, so you put it in your pocket for when an emergency comes up, aka. a situation where you just need some high quality dank.
Dude: Oh man, we're going to the cinema to watch Sausage Party later, it sure would be nice with some dank right now

Bro: No worries, i've got an emergency spliff in my pocket!

Dude: Fuck yes
by GolfWang69 October 2, 2016
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Selfie spliff

A full joint to oneself
F: We passing round some joints?
G: No, let’s have a selfie spliff each.
by PR8’s finest October 30, 2019
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