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sphynx

A sphynx is a breed of cat which is most famous for being bald i.e. a hairless pussy. A sphynx is therefore a risque form of female pubic topiary
by Racey October 22, 2003
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SphincterPhone

Device invented by (Bob Dylan's) drummer Sandy Konikoff, a microphone inserted into the anus and used to achieve drumbeats by pounding or slapping the legs and chest.
Ned Doheny: That SphincterPhone makes you look like an electric rat.
by Lo Beedle January 26, 2004
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Sphincter Wrinkle

I had to shit so bad I tore a sphincter wrinkle
by Lil Buhda March 28, 2008
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Sphincterlicious

When something that you think should taste like ass, ends up tasting pretty good. Or anything metaphorically equal. As in you thought that was going to suck... but it didn't!
"Well Joe I thought having sex with that chubby girl was going to be a bad time but it turned out to be sphincterlicious."
by Clark Graff December 27, 2008
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Sphinctersaurus Rex

The world's most dangerous assholes.
Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Ladin, Mohmar Khadafy,
Mahkmoud Ahmadinajad, and Kim Jong-Il all fit the category...
Sphinctersaurus Rex!!!
by maverickdallas October 19, 2009
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Sphincterbate

The act of penetrating ones sphincter with their own finger, in an attempt to achieve pleasure and reach climax.
'I like to sphincterbate on my couch while nobody's home.'
by JO3HO3 March 21, 2010
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sphinct-ear

The way your ear piercing can look like a butt hole if you gauge it too big too quickly.
My buddy Trevor got sphinct-ear when he tore his ear lobe by skipping from 4 gauge to double zero gauge.
by ruthless toothless August 30, 2013
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