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Hot Special Flakes

The act of sprinklng your dandruff onto a girls face, then Spaffing on to the dandruff flakes, producing a warm porridge like substance.
Did you make Emma breakfast this morning?
Yes, I gave her a huge serve of hot special flakes in bed.
by Not my real name June 7, 2012
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honky tonk special

A trashy, slutty woman who hangs out at country bars and has no qualms about random hookups, even with married men. Can be relied upon any night for an easy chuck with no strings attached.
Brad: "Sup dude. You look haggard today."
Sam: "Yeah man, I just came back from Amber's place. Linda broke up with me yesterday and I went to the bar and had a few shots, and you know how that ends up. Spoiler alert: I banged her."
Brad: "A little honky tonk special action, huh? Talk about haggard! She's more haggard than Merle. And she's been around the block more times than the mailman. You might want to go to the doctor and get checked out."
Sam: "You can say that again. It itches."

"Sure enough about closing time, I'm about stoned out of my mind, and I end up with some honky-tonk special I found
Just as sure as the morning sun come, thinking of my sweet girl at home, and I need to get whiskey bent and hell bound."
-Hank Williams, Jr., "Whiskey Bent and Hellbound"

"Honky tonk special, you're not my daddy's wife."
-Marty Brown, "Honky Tonk Special"
by Nicholas D September 7, 2013
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Special Forces Medic

1) A soldier that has completed the Special Forces Qualification Course with a specialty in medicine thus earning the 18 CMOS and the D identifier making him an 18D.

2) A medical genius in the fields of trauma care, trauma surgery, anesthesiology and clinical medicine. They also have a good knowledge and understanding of dental medicine, vetrinary medicine and optometry.

3) Often chosen over a P.A. or M.D. in the specified area by soldiers because of their extensive specialty training.
1) Have you seen a Special Forces Medic around, we could realy use one to help this wounded soldier out.

2) That 18D put a chest tube and cric in that soldier like he does it every day.
by ButtonsMedical September 26, 2010
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jonesy special

Used while playing pool, if someone sinks a ball they didn't mean to, or sinks a ball in a pocket they weren't going for.

A fluke shot.
*Aubry hits the balls hard and one bounces off 3 cushions before sinking in a pocket he wasn't aiming at.
Everyone else: "Jonesy special!"
by theButcher July 19, 2007
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Clinton special

Similar to the under the desk special, the Clinton special involves a person of high power getting a blowjob from a co-worker who has little work experience.
Dude 1: "Did you hear Mr. Johnson got fired?"
Dude 2: "The VP??"
Dude 1: "Yeah man, he got caught getting a Clinton special from the new intern"
Dude 2: "Holy crap! She's hot dude, maybe I can get some!"
by Da Vin Chee February 4, 2010
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bp special

The BP Special is a soft serving combined with premature ejaculation; Named after the man who made it famous.
- How did it go?
- I served her up another BP Special.
by Dr Aron January 23, 2015
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Speedy special

When you put a line of cocaine on the top of a Monster can, snort it and then shotgun the whole can of Monster.
I did a speedy special at the party last night and thought I was gonna have a heart attack.
by Lordkeltic March 31, 2020
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