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Spa-PTSD

A profound fear of wet weather, due to the threat of the resulting lack of visibility spoiling large events
“These rain clouds are giving me Spa-PTSD, I can’t even see where I’m driving
by TheGuyManPerson September 22, 2021
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Spa

Spa, Betaalpas

Het woord spa is straat taal voor betaalpas. Wanneer iemand vraagt: Breng je spa
Bedoelen ze breng je pasje.

De bedoeling hiervan is dat ze je pasje en pincode willen zodat ze daarmee geld kunnen witwassen.

Negeer mensen die vragen om je Spa, Als iets fout gaat moet je een flinke boete betalen en degene die het hebben gedaan komen ermee weg zonder een enkel probleem
'Breng je Spa er valt veel te verdienen'
by kkrH0mo December 10, 2020
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Captain’s Spa Day

To listen to loud music while drinking alcohol in the shower.
“After a long day, I like to grab a six pack of Smirnoff Ice, blast some TOOL, and have a Captain’s Spa Day.
by StogieBoi September 13, 2020
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Fashion Health Spa

The act of sticking a finger into a man's ass while slowly
moving the other hand up and down the shaft of the man's penis.
John Travolta thought it would be fun if the spa attendant gave him a Fashion Health Spa.
by bigmacmuffin October 6, 2012
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Crown Pools and Spas

When you’re so incompetent at your job and fuck up so unfathomably every single time, yet you somehow manage to deflect ownership of your mistakes and blame the customer, and attempt to extort them out of money.
Jesus dude, you just ran the red light and killed all those pedestrians.

They shouldn’t have walked across the road.

That’s very Crown Pools and Spas of you.
by BernardandJennaSmith March 13, 2023
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Keta Spa

Keta-Spa is a practice where you prepare 0.5 grams of the drug Ketamine into a chess field, like small little squares, and then you set up a nice audiobook or podcast. You take a square every 10-15 minutes until you are unable to take more.

You will get into another sphere of life, focusing on things and thoughts you would never think of when sober. It enhances creativity, reduces stress, and alleviates depression.

You may feel the need to do some yoga or Pilates. Some stretching or fascial training feels really good and reduces even more stress.

Do it together with a good friend in a well-known space without interruptions.
"Hey buddy, would you like to do some Keta Spa with me on the weekend? I am really stressed out from work and having trouble being creative."
by Interrator July 28, 2024
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