Spankerchief

a hankerchief that you cum on

wow dude i need to wash my spankerchief

by Mitch Meyer April 8, 2008

Spanky

Noun: A slap someone endures across the face with a thinly sliced piece of meat; usually done with lunch meat or a patty of a fast food burger.

"Since Mike wouldn't shut up at the McDonald's drive-thru, I opened up his greasy McDouble and gave him a spanky."

by Hansonpaulsey October 12, 2009

Spunkey

The name of a not very well known monkey, who likes to wank a lot of spurt out semen.

Hey look, theres Spunkey Monkey!

by Hugo January 27, 2004

spanky

hunky dory. Feelin fine. Happy as a clam.

Me and my monkey are feeling mighty spanky today.

by Harmony November 21, 2004

spanky

(adjective) : A descriptive adjective that shows the noun in a positive fashion.

"Wow, Dad, those pants are spanky."—Edna-Jean, September 3, 2008

by Edna-Jean October 18, 2008

spanky humpler

the terrible thing that gets done to un-willing mothers by none other than kimbo slice...

ben edwards mother received a huge spanky humpler...

by john flannery February 7, 2008

Spankered

The equivalent to being extemely drunk, 'lagging' or 'hammered' used for description.

Boy 1: Mate, I cannot wait until after all the exams are all over, gonna be mad.
Boy 2: I know! I'm gonna get absolutely spankered every weekend!

by Makaveli321 October 17, 2012