Semen Therapy

When a guy fucks a woman without wearing a rubber (barebacking) so that when he unloads his semen (cum) into her pussy, she will become happy or happier; semen can also be unloaded down her throat to produce the happiness feeling

* Scientifically studied *

Lisa: (in a sad tone) I need your happy juice!

MOCO: Semen Therapy on the way!

Lisa: (after MOCO's explosion; in a happy tone) Thanks, I sure needed that!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Deadly Semen Buildup

A condition of seminal fluid buildup that can lead to impaired judgment, erratic behavior, and an overall malaise that can effect men who have not experienced sexual intercourse over a protracted time frame. While masturbation can alleviate some of the symptoms associated with DSB it serves only as a treatment, not a cure. DSB can only be relieved by interaction with a sexual partner.

Rupert: Man I have so much DSB that I can't concentrate at work.

Charles: DSB? What is that?

Rupert: Deadly Semen Buildup. If I don't have sex soon with something I don't know if I will make it much longer.

by JrWorthy October 23, 2009

semen demon

A girl who takes a load of cum in her mouth and moves it to the back of her throat and gargles it to make a demon-like noise.

That girl is a semen demon.

by Scross January 9, 2008

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by cum.stain.stan April 28, 2022

Semeny

Adjective: Something that is covered in semen or has the distinctive scent of semen, thus smelling or being semeny.

1. If you ejaculate onto a face, sock, tissue, the floor etc. it will be semeny.

2. If you're eating something that has a distinguishing smell of semen, it is semeny.

by BallBagBaggins February 7, 2010

semenate

verb:
to orgasm.
the word is made up of the words semen and the end to masturbate.
together they make semenate

i can semenate all over your face.

by XabbazabbaX April 28, 2006

Shmen

A shmen is defined as a a student who comes to IMSA while skipping their freshman year. The word "shmen" actually derives from the word "freshman" since these students are intended to be freshman. These students are typically intelligent yet lacking the social skills required to succeed on a campus setting. Generally, shmen only make up a small portion of each class. Shmen are looked upon as the lowest in the class system because they have not become fuly matured highschoolers, seeing as they skipped 9th grade. A pseudo-shmen is someone who previously skipped a grade, but not 9th grade. A super-shmen is one who has skipped both 9th grade and one other previous year.

Bob- "Dude, did you hear about that kid that slept through his first 3 classes?!?"
Jim- "Oh yeah, it was that shmen!"
Bob- "That is totally a shmen thing to do!"

by ImNotAShmen September 14, 2010