Sombreros but not all breros

The capricious nature of life. Seeing both sides. Taking the good with the bad. Moving on.

"I haven't seen your boyfriend around."
"Well you know, sombreros but not all breros."

by Mr Special September 9, 2018

sombrerho

a mexican ho! doesn't necessarily have to be wearing a sombrero

Wanker 1: Yo b, lookey there at that selena.
Wanker 2: Cut, t'aint no selena. That there is a sombrerho.
Wanker 1: Come again.
Wanker 2: She suck yo dick for a bag of chips.
Wanker 1: Day-um wat a ho.
Wanker 2: Yessuh.

by Up the ass is not OK May 2, 2006

dos sombreros

two hats in spanish

Kelli and kelly- UNO SOMBRERO!

Kelly- look now hes wearing 2 hats!

Kelly- DOS SOMBREROS!

Kelli- DOS SOMBREROS!

by redskinbowler211 June 22, 2009

Sombreros

(n.) Plural - Large nipples, both in total nipple area as well as nipple protrusion.

1. "You see how big Chlesea's tates are?"

"Yeah bro, but she's definitely got some sombreros."

2. "I couldn't believe how big her nipples were. Sombreros city."

by Axilla The Horse January 23, 2013

Nasty sombraro

To shit on your partners head in the shape of a sombraro or other mexican things

"I love to eat off my nasty sombraro

by Jordan December 12, 2003

sombreos

a large hat used in the civil war era to defeat the south at the battle of Gettysberg.

a old, old, wooden ship constructed of ash wood timbers and chewed hubba bubba.

Hey Guys let me borrow your sombreos so that I can abolish slavery

by Conor Kelly May 2, 2008

Purple Sumbrero

Twisting a female's nipples so hard that them little peckers look like a purple slushie, then grabbing your Mexican yardworker's sumbrero and having a siesta.

Jose: I Purple Sumbrero'd your Mom last night!
Pierre: Get a Green Card!

by corolla4321 September 21, 2014