Silky Marlo

Knocking a golf shot in from 93 out, nothing but cup. (Then jacking off on the green)

Im bout to hit in a silky Marlo for eagle.

by jatc September 18, 2008

Silky Minded

a state of mind, whereas to oppose complaints with gratitude and extend love, amidst hate.

With so much political mayhem and turmoil in the world today, I choose to be Silky Minded.

by Verbal Razor December 21, 2018

silky sock

1. The act of ejaculating inside a sock. Added bonus points for using a waterproof spray on the inside of the sock to aid cleaning.

2. A game of similar ilk to “Soggy Biscuit”. A group of men will masturbate in a timed race against each other. The loser being the last one to climax into a single designated sock then has to wear the sock for 24 hours.

“It’s Stuart’s stag do, let’s have a game of silky sock!”

by Silky Reg September 20, 2020

Sylky

One of the most beautiful beings to have crossed the earth's face. Has been known to appear in the form of an angel and is in almost all ways charm beauty and grace.

Beauty, Good fashion sense, Excellent cooking skills and intelliegence are but a few of the traits she has in abundance.

Guy 1: Bro did you see that sylky that just walked past?
Guy 2: Yeah man i wish my g/f was half as beautiful as her.

by BundyThePolarBear May 21, 2007

Sulky Si

The epitome of sulking by a moody guy who cant take banter

Normal guy "you're gay"
Sulky si *goes into a massive strop*

by banterflan April 22, 2011

Silky Boner

The socially awkward guy who plays cliche ballads on his guitar (or other musical instrument) in public places to attract undue attention to himself. Often found wearing sweater vests or silk shirts.

Look at that silky boner playing More Than Words in front of the school library.

by scoosba September 20, 2012

Silky Johnson

Alcoholic beverage, named for Dave Chappelle's character on his eponymous television show. Contains apple juice and schnapps (preferably cinnamon to ensure a silky aftertaste) mixed with liberal amounts of vodka (to make the drink live up to its player-hater namesake).

Once I drink this Silky Johnson, I'll be a shoo-in for hater of the year!

by kellzodiac February 24, 2010