A male masturbation game where the players beat off around a biscuit. The winner is the first person to ejaculate while the loser has to eat the semen laced biscuit.
It is also what a Sky News reporter would choose to say when a biscuit factory floods.
It is also what a Sky News reporter would choose to say when a biscuit factory floods.
1. Lads, I have some Digestives, who wants a game of soggy biscuit?
2. Over there as we can see, the famous McVitie's factory. Lots of soggy biscuits.
2. Over there as we can see, the famous McVitie's factory. Lots of soggy biscuits.
by JPYTWordsmith3000 July 10, 2017
When you are having anal sex and blow your load inside, the recipient of your load is considered to have a soggy bottom.
"I heard Paul say that Mary has a soggy bottom."
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Mel and Sue watched in horror as Paul told Mary how much of a soggy bottom she had.
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"Why is Noel walking so funny?"
"I think Prue gave him a soggy bottom."
"I hope there's no leakage."
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Mel and Sue watched in horror as Paul told Mary how much of a soggy bottom she had.
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"Why is Noel walking so funny?"
"I think Prue gave him a soggy bottom."
"I hope there's no leakage."
by MarsCapone November 14, 2019
by DannyAnnieBeauFanny July 02, 2010
when one wears a sweatshirt and sweatpants, typically at the beach. established in Avalon, New Jersey.
by cangus July 06, 2010
A soggy bitch is a girl who is bitter, annoying, and and interrupts every sentence you make. She isn't just a bitch, she's a SOGGY bitch. Therefore, she is like a wet dog: inconvenient and hard to ignore.
by HIBYEHELLOmilk123 August 24, 2017
A game where a group of men (at least 2) stand in a circle around a cookie placed on the floor in the middle. They then have a race to see who can cum on the cookie the fastest. The last person to ejaculate on the cookie must eat it. Works best when participants are drunk and hungry.
Yo, dude, we played soggy cookie last night and I won! I feel bad for Jimmy, though. He lost. I think he's in therapy right now.
by bloodbath428 April 25, 2006
When you are doing the female (or male) anally and you get shit on your dick and the anal recipient proceeds to lick or suck on the dick to remove the shit.
by Beefdog October 21, 2013