hooker safari

A Hooker Safari is the act of driving into a location containing hookers and proceeding to throw rotten fruit at them. This is usually done by a party of 3 people in a 4-door car; however, there have been documented cases of 5+ people taking multiple vans and barrels of bad produce into the inner-city, using the sliding doors to their advantage.

After stopping at the local Stop and Shop to pick up some bad produce, Alice, Bob, and Trent all went on a hooker safari. They returned home at about 4am.

by Kabooofa November 5, 2008

safari

1.When you go online to look at no specific type of porn and you just let the links take you through an erotic maze of spyware infected porn sites.
2.Starting an erotic internet adventure by going to a free gallary porn site and clicking on a minimum of ten links and/or thumbnails before your allowed to stop and choose which site you want best.

"A:dude so i found the crazyest shit last night while i was safari'ing
b:what was it?
A: let me say this...i didnt know paper mache was considered an erotic art until now"

"what...you've never just let the porn take you to magical places?
no?
dude, you haven't lived till you've gone on safari!"

by Benjaminraphi October 6, 2007

safari

When white-collar white guys take part of their lunch hour to drive around really bad neighborhoods marvelling at the indigenous people and they way they live...while hoping not to get shot or jacked.

We went on safari yesterday to Division Street. We saw a group of porch monkeys grooming each other (haircuts) and one level 60 mooncricket who definitely wanted to kill us.

by bigdaddyz99 July 18, 2008

Safari Jacket

Often refered to as the rich man's track jacket, it is not to be mistaken as EMO but rather MBC, "Modern British Colonial." Popular with African big game hunters as well as those who enjoy playing safari and British conquest of South Africa, circa 1870, in school. Most times found in beige, with an unecessary amount of pockets on it along with epaulettes on the shoulders just to make look even more impressive than it already looks. Often worn on Thursdays and even the occasional Friday, although never worn without (I have no idea where I'm going with this.)

If you like to impress people, wear a safari jacket and let the compliments role in.

by Lord Mountobon of the British Royal Museum in Bowmanstown May 13, 2005

Somari

Shitty bootleg game - poor combination of Mario and Sonic. Mario wears Sonic shoes and replaces Sonic as the game character.
Pirated shit that is made in China, never made for quality; one of the main issues of China as the country's economic growth. Another proof that China has no originality, and just churns out pieces of shits.

Somari is just Mario with the name SOnic + MARIo. The control sucks shit. I had collected over 50 rings several times and I'm still dying! The creator of this game should be crucified, or get killed by 300 SPARTANS!

by HateMainstreamMusic August 2, 2008

creatures of sonaria

a fucking game of rage, if you havent died yet you will die soon you are never safe!
and this is what half of my life is devoted to dying inside. how bout you?

person1: hi man what you doing
person2: oh just fucking breaking my pc over creatures of sonaria

by fuckoffniggas July 10, 2021

Safari Balls

Receiving filatio (blow job) from a sista, in the back of your jeep with a gun pointed at her head. Vomiting may or may not occur, but afterwards the hair on your scrotum becomes nappy and obtains the qualities of the African Wilderness.

"I have a problem, it's my balls; they're all nappy."

"Man, you've been dipping your wick with the sistas. You must have caught the safari balls"

"She chundered on my peepee."

by Sean Christopher Stevens January 16, 2009