crotch snorkel

(n) a word to describe a penis.

Billy has a HUGE crotch snorkel!

by Angelia August 27, 2005

purple snorkel

when you squeeze a penis untill it turns purple, put it in your butt hole, and fart on it

she did the purple snorkel last night

by Fredlousia February 21, 2011

ass snorkeling

Ass snorkeling is very similar to brown nosing, but to the extremes.

The only reason he's getting that promotion is because he's been ass snorkeling the boss.

by Phour September 18, 2006

Butt Snorkeling

The act of being up someone's anus so far, that you need an artificial means of respiration. Brown nosing.

Lyle was butt snorkeling Jim to gain his promotion.

by Chris October 21, 2003

mexican snorkel

sex postition which a guy sticks his balls on the grls eyes and puts his dick in her mouth so it looks like a snorkel.

In mexico i saw many men doing this to little boys

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

bog snorkeling

A new euphemism for cunnilingus, inspired by the world bog snorkelling championships in Llanwrtyd Wells in Powys (Wales).

"I was doing some bog snorkeling just last night. My gf loves it when I do that."

Quoted by user "Marcus Aurelius" on Fark.com thread 1642689

by Adman12 September 11, 2005

snorkel nuts

When a guy*or man or boy* has an erection in which his dick is sticking straight up and his ballsack hangs low forming the image of goggles and a snorkel.

I fucked bobby last night, but he had a bad case of the snorkel nuts!!

by SC00TER June 28, 2008