smeff

Alternative musician, based in Phoenix, Arizona, but successful in the U.K. and throughout Europe. Known for elaborate stage productions, bizarre musical compositions, and his distinctive physical features; bald head, aviator sunglasses, and ever present cigar. Top European singles include "If Everyone Was Nice" and "Letters From Oblivion".

"I like that song that Smeff played at Glastonbury."

by 73737 February 1, 2008

Shanahan Shuffle

Is a combination of movements & foot sequences that leave on-lookers begging for more. You can perform the shanahan shuffle anywhere you prefer tho the dance floor is most suitable. You must have genuine super smile while doing it, because most important is the positive energy you create around you.

Be cautious, it immediately attracts women to want to dance and men to want to learn the shuffle.

The Shanahan Shuffle is a combination between Michael Jackson and White Boy Style yet so dangerously in rhythm/movement it draws people to want to smile & dance with you.

by ShanahanShuffle December 30, 2011

five knuckle shuffle

The act of male masturbation.
See also wank, spanking the monkey.

"Johnny's mother caught him in the middle of a five knuckle shuffle."

by YOREMA July 11, 2003

scuffed my jordans

when someone steps on or gets dirt on your fresh new pair of jordans which usually cost about $150 dollars. This is thought as to being one of the worst things you can do to a black person.

deshawn: "what the fuck dawg you scuffed my jordans!!!"

Billy: "I dont see the problem mister."

deshawn: "don't make me cap you white boy!"

by bro from anuda mo November 30, 2010

The side shuffle

The act of shuffling your feet in a quick manor in order to hide a morning boner. Usualy when the rest of the familys awake, you just turn you back and side shuffle your way to the bathroom.

guy 1- "Dude my parents are always walking down the hall when i wake up with a massive hard on."

guy 2- "So, just tuck it."

guy 1- "Fuck that, its all about the side shuffle now!"

by $ide$huffle$uave69 November 6, 2009

Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle

Very funny term for masturbation.

"I'm so embarrassed, my mom caught me doin the five finger knuckle shuffle."

by PSYCHO DANE September 17, 2008

Scandinavian Shuffleboard

The act of one sexual partner bending over on one side of a room, and the other one (who has an erection) runs at them full speed, aiming for the butthole.

Last night, me and Jim played some good ol' Scandinavian Shuffleboard.

by Braxxin May 2, 2011