Skegness Smeg Nest

When a woman with a bad yeast infection, has multiple loads shhot into her pubic hair. The man waits until the semen and discharge dry, then he feeds it to the woman like a bird feeds its young.

Jane was looking hungry, so the guys gave her a Skegness Smeg Nest.

by Curthydra695 April 3, 2025

Smeg

Smeg left over cum from the penis

Scotland Maxwell has allot of smeg

by Biillaayy December 8, 2010

Smeg

A hand rolled cigarette

Hello brother, can I please have a couple inhales on your smeg

by Tyl3rmxkay April 25, 2019

Smeg

Smeg, meaning to goon, goon meaning to ejaculate. Smeg to aztec goon.

Wassup guys! I'm smegging

by NIGGERLICKERANDEATER January 28, 2025

Smeg

Smeg is what you call someone if there an absolutely smashed

Mate your apsolutly smeged

by Dhrnyucuebrneksje January 15, 2019

Smeg

A dirty, homeless looking creepy guy who had a disturbing attraction to a girl.

Guy: did you see him in the yard last night
Girl: who?
Guy: that guy who's been staring at you, he's a right smeg

by John Rook December 10, 2018

Smeg Spreader

A girl or guy who enjoys going down on uncircumcised men with built up smeggma and spreading it around on the head of the penis like whip topping on a ice cream cone.

Man 1: Hey bro you see that fine ass chick over there??
Man 2: Yeah man , u may wanna stay away from that!!
Man 1: Why homie she’s banging!!

Man 2: Maybe , but she is a smeg spreader!!!
Man 1: No way ! She likes the smegma?
Man 2: Yep and loves to spread it !!!!

by Stick1 June 21, 2021