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udder smack

An udder smack occurs when a woman with gigantic hooters proceeds to fling her huge boob across a man's face leaving a nipple imprint.
BoQuifa was getting tired of Tony's cheating so she flung her saggy jug across his face knocking him unconcious. He then later stated, "Damn, what an udder smack!"
by grazyhojo August 31, 2006
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Munt-smack

Munt-smack, verb. To smack an ugly person in the cunt.

Munt; the contracted form of munter, an ugly person.

Munt smacking is often, although not exclusively, done while the ugly person in question is asleep/passed out. Extra credit is given when munt smacking is performed with the ugly person conscious
I was at Jack's party last night, and that bitch Claire was there, passed out on the sofa after drinking a whole bottle of vodka. I've been waiting for an oppertunity to munt-smack that bitch for years, so i did, as hard as i could on her cunt. She was not impressed

I munt-smacked that bitch good and hard....
by Phaedrus1024 July 14, 2009
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smack my bitch up

bitch being slang for the main vain running down your arm in which heroin is usually injected.
smack is slang for the drug heroin.
put them together and you get smack my bitch up, in other words to inject heroin into your main vein in your arm.

also widely known from the famous song smack my bitch up by the prodigy.
hey man, im off to smack my bitch up whilst listening to smack by bitch up
by x-meow-meow-x April 2, 2008
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Smack

Heroin.

Also known as Dragon, Dope, Heron, Herone, Hero, Hera, H, Big H, White, China White, White Nurse, White Lady, White Horse, White Girl, White Boy, White Stuff, Boy, He, Black, Black Tar, Black Pearl, Black Stuff, Black Eagle, Brown, Brown Crystal, Brown Sugar, Brown Tape, Brown Rhine, Chiba, Chiva, Chieva, Mexican Brown, Mexican Mud, Mexican Horse, Junk, Tar, Snow, Snowball, Scag, Scat, Sack, Skunk, Number 3, Number 4, Number 8, Bombita, Brea, Blanco, Bonita, Caballo, Calbo, Carga, Carne, Chapopote, Chatarra, Chicle, Cocofan, Gato, Heroina, La Buena, La Chiva, Polvo, Tecata, Tigre, Tigre Blanco, Tigre del Norte, Vidrio and Zoquete.
Snuffaluffagus: "I'm sick, Bird. I need some smack, Bird."

- Dave Chappelle
by ROCKintheCDA November 7, 2010
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Manhattan Back Smack

The Manhattan Back Smack is when your conducting anal sex with a gagged hog tied lady while under the effect of at LEAST 10 Viagra pills, you then smack her in the back of the head with your penis until she becomes disoriented OR passes out.

You finally finish the job by unloading a sea of hot sticky man milk on to her face...Then run like hell
Jerome: Bro! Where did you disappear last night?
You: Hey you know that hot piece of ass from last Friday?
Jerome: yeah what about her?
You: Well guess who gave that bitch the Manhattan Back Smack!
by DC is STRIPPIN March 10, 2010
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hump-smack

A dance in which you select a target, then dry hump them while smacking them violently with whatever appendage seems appropriate, at whatever degree you wish. A violent, and completely platonic dance.
Michelle is so bomb, I hump-smacked her last night.

Sam is a hump-smack CHAMP.

Megan? Shit dawg, Megan is like, the humpity-humpiest hump-smack dance devil aliveee.
by TheLovelySwampMonster March 30, 2010
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flop smack

when you take off your flip flop and smack somebody in the face with it
shelby: daniel is soooo annoying.

ritchie: then just take off your shoe and flop smack him :D
by xXturndaxgurlXx June 5, 2010
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