Gooch-Sling

A clever device using duct tape and a 1/3 full plastic bag of alcohol that is slung over a man's junk to avoid security at college sporting events. It resembles a loincloth with tape around the waist to hold it up.

Fratboy 1: How bromine, it's 3pm how are you still drunk right now?

Fratboy 2: Brochacho, I've been drinking since we got here! I got the hookup because of my gooch-sling. They didn't find it because they can't touch your sack, that shit's harassment.

by WilburWild December 3, 2010

Amazonian love sling

Sexy bra that you bought from Amazon.

Why don't you go put on that Amazonian love sling that I bought you.

by A. Carrington August 27, 2020

butt in sling

Your in big trouble, buster.

I showed up 2 hours late for work and really got my "butt in a sling."

by Max Grossenbacher September 8, 2005

Caribbean Sling

A cocktail invented by David Ruisard in Houston, TX in 2006. In a high ball glass over ice combine: 1 1/2 oz of run, 1 1/2 ox of gin, dash of cointreau or triple sec, big squeeze of lime wedge and lemon wedge. Top off with club soda and garnish with marichino cherry.

A Caribbean Sling is the perfect cocktail to drink on a hot Houston summer day.

by Jimbo The Mugg July 9, 2009

dunkey sling

used to hold a donkeys dick.

he used a dunkey sling so the donkeys lil bellhead wouldnt drag the ground

by dunkeydick September 22, 2006

pimp sling

a sling worn around the neck to hold up and maintain an extremely long and girthy penis.

dude, i got a new purple velvet pimp sling for my bro yesterday!

by zemsten January 11, 2008

slippery sling-shot

a sexual finishing move where after the male ejaculates into a condom, he quickly removes it, takes aim, and fires it at his partner's face. can be friendly, but is usually beyond rude. see angry pirate .

hey joey, if you really want to end your relationship with suzy, there's always the slippery sling-shot .

by jonny, sick, raina, cain fiddlekiller.com November 3, 2006