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slang whore

Anyone who uses slang on a regular basis to cover up the fact that they are really just uneducated trash!

Also, anyone who thinks that talking in slang makes them cool, while totally ignoring the fact that they are futureless drains on society!

Question: How does one know if they are a slang whore?
Answer: If you use more slang words than you can name states.... your a slang whore! (now get back in line for your governmnet cheese!)
If you stopped acting like a slang whore you might attract girls/guys who not only respect themselves, but will respect you too! (think about it!)
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slang dork 

An adult who doesn't understand, or know how to use slang correctly, is called a slang dork.
My mom is freaking clueless. She tries to act all cool by using slang, but she always ends up sounding more like a slang dork.
slang dork by Somerlea April 17, 2014

Slang dask 

Verb.
To casually toss a disc around with friends; derived from the phrase "sling the disc."
"Yo it's a great day; anyone tryna slang dask later?"
Slang dask by DeliberateBrev March 13, 2015

Slang bangin'

When your homie runs so man phrases and random words together that you lost brain cells because of the stupidity that rained from their mouth.
"Yo, peep my ginger headed broseph Doug trying to tongue punch the fart box of that butch ass thot. Man, bet he gonna get the whoppity whop and start running off the plug on em."

Me: "I swear, you are slang bangin' the fuck out of my brain."

slang swindle

When you think you coined a cool slang word, but then find out that somebody else already came up with it.
I thought i invented the word "thrift whore", but it turns out i was slang swindled.
slang swindle by cup0joe22 September 8, 2010

Slang That Eppley 

To "Slang that Eppley" is to go hard or put in work. It's similar to going ham. "Slangin' that Eppley" is something you do. It's a lifestyle.
1. When someone dunks on someone they are "Slangin' that Eppley."

2. When something good happens one friend says, "What you slang?" Other friend, "THAT EPPLEY!"

3. When my teacher asked me how I did so good on the exam I said, "I Slang That Eppley!"