cunt-slab

The Item or vehicle you place a womans cunt on before you beat/eat/hump it.

I could not find a cunt slab for my mistress so my penis grew soft

by dj b March 7, 2005

beef slabs

the slabs of beef on a vagina

her beef slabs ate my penis

by YOMMAMA April 12, 2014

Chicken Slab

A chicken slab is when one has neither a penis or vagina; the region around the crotch looks similar to a plain, fresh cut of meat from a chicken.

When that guy was inches away from getting laid, the girl got a real surprise when she witnessed his chicken slab!

by Nibblet of the unknown December 13, 2017

Slabbed

To be hit with a concrete slab.

Oi mate if you keep annoying me you'll get slabbed

by evil2010 June 14, 2010

slab fest

An annual car show in houston texas where custom slabs are showcased and awards are given out to the best cars.

Man last year slab fest was off the hook. This year I'm entering my car.

by screwstonjay January 8, 2009

Man-slab

A sexually-attractive male. The word is derived from references to beautiful people as pieces of meat.

"That guy is a total man-slab."

by DeliciouslySexy January 10, 2005

slab night

a night of drinking alchohol, just to get drunk.

Alright Matt, you up for a slab night tonight?

Yeahh okay man, il bring some beers

by Louisene123 February 16, 2009