Skeeze

When one sneezes and it feels so good, that they simultaneously skeet .

Oh man ,I just skeezed. I'll never get these stains out

by Spaghetti Western December 18, 2011

Skeezed

(Adj.) Skeezed: to get as drunk as humanly possible whilst maintaining conscious. (Normally waking up in the floor folded like a suitcase)

Bro 1: yo, did you see how many beers I drank last night?
Bro 2: yea, bro you were skeezed!

by OrcaVonstrangle December 19, 2019

skeez

Someone who struggles to commit to anything. Usually emo and bad at WoW

yo can u just post intro already ur bein a real skeez rn

by stfuwhore123 May 17, 2019

skeezing

Its the act of sneezing all the jizz that is stuck in the small gap between your nasal passages and your throat.

Darn it, not again.... mike keeps purposely skeezing in my face and with no hesitation he doesn't even bother to cover his mouth.

by 696dfsdnkg December 13, 2019

skeeze hole

Someone who is sex obsessed, especially when it comes to butt stuff.

Ed is such a skeeze hole, he's always talking about anal.

by Yogi Okie Dokie February 26, 2024

Skeeze

A word for a shady, dodgy, untrustworthy person. Someone who you think will outright deceive you.
Most times related to the sale of drugs, although not always.

I cant believe that guy sold me a faulty lawnmower. What a Skeeze

Hell no man. I'm not buying weed off that guy, he's a Skeeze

by Unkiejay6 April 30, 2021

Skeez

Whore , hoe

Yo that bitch a skeez

by Tremell May 21, 2018