skeezing

Its the act of sneezing all the jizz that is stuck in the small gap between your nasal passages and your throat.

Darn it, not again.... mike keeps purposely skeezing in my face and with no hesitation he doesn't even bother to cover his mouth.

by 696dfsdnkg December 13, 2019

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(Adj.) Skeezed: to get as drunk as humanly possible whilst maintaining conscious. (Normally waking up in the floor folded like a suitcase)

Bro 1: yo, did you see how many beers I drank last night?
Bro 2: yea, bro you were skeezed!

by OrcaVonstrangle December 19, 2019

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Someone who struggles to commit to anything. Usually emo and bad at WoW

yo can u just post intro already ur bein a real skeez rn

by stfuwhore123 May 17, 2019

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Whore , hoe

Yo that bitch a skeez

by Tremell May 21, 2018

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Someone who refuses to wash their hands after using the toilet.

I can't believe that skeeze never washes his hands after taking a leak.

by Angus McCracken February 3, 2020

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Phrase used by two close people for one to describe that the other has been acting up the sneaky and the slimy attitude. Particularly common use is after a non broken non significant promise; like not to tickle the other during a hug after a whole bunch of tickling prior to it has occurred.

Me: trust me I wont tickle you, its a trust exercise!
Jake: okay
Me: *hugs but then starts tickling furiously*
Jake: YOU'RE A SKEEZ

by the bigger skeez June 2, 2016

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