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Sleepy Susan

A lady falls asleep/passes out in a man's general vicinity. He proceeds to manipulate and use her hand to manually stimulate and bring himself to fruition with her hand.
A female passenger passed out in the back seat of a cab the other night, right before she Sleepy Susaned me. She awoke, none the wiser, with sticky fingers.
by Lazy Larry. August 8, 2010
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Sleepy Joe

"HE'S A PEDANTIC, PONTIFICATING, PRETENTIOUS BASTARD, A BELLIGERENT OLD FART, A WORTHLESS STEAMING PILE OF COW DUNG!"

...

"(Figuratively speaking)"

Joe Biden is the-COUGHCOUGH-46th President of the United States of America. He has done many, many things in his term, and some examples include:

-Oldest United States President
-Special Magic Trick, can fall UP the stairs
-Any many, many other things, surely...

Yes, totally not a guy who has destroyed our economy, opened the southern border to illegal and dangerous drug cartels, is letting crime surge in blue cities and California, and absolutely did NOT steal the 2020 election, totally not... that last-minute win was totally legit and was fair and square... now quit asking questions you racist, sexist, transphobic southern old white men!!!

The nickname, "Sleepy Joe" is just an A G I S T insult against our President coming from far-righters, and doesn't mean anything important or factual. Trust the Liberals, they'd NEVER lie to us, oh no, definitely not...

FAMOUS QUOTES FROM AND ABOUT JOE BIDEN:
"We choose TRUTH over FACTS!" -Joe Biden

"If you can't decide if you're for me or Trump, then you ain't Black!" -Joe Biden

"Cornpop!" -Joe Biden

"Never underestimate Joe's ability to screw things up" -Barack Obama

"Sleepy Joe is destroying our country!" -Some racist old white man
by The Winchester. December 11, 2022
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skeevy

A word used to describe things or people that are generally gross. Appropriate when talking about things that are unclassy, greasy, unsanitary, and overall undesirable and nasty.
Greasy people are skeevy.
Gross things skeeve you out.
by wordsmaster November 3, 2012
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skeezy

Shabby, dirty, and vulgar; tawdry
Veronica remarked, "That bitch was straight up skeezy."
by Smartie May 15, 2004
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sleepy girl

A girl that uses social media and sleeps all day. She may also be very quiet, sweet and/or small

(Not to be confused with - lazy)
Amy's a sleepy girl Im not worried about her cheating on me!
by Evvysgottem March 3, 2017
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sleepy peepy

A person that is ready for bedtime, often the sleepy person's friends are begging them to keep the party rolling.
James: I'm ready for bed. It's one in the morning.
Fred: Stop being a sleepy peepy and come dance!
by sleepypeepy613 April 22, 2010
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Skreepy

Scary and Creepy at the same time.
Did you see that costume?

It's was so Skreepy!
by DJ Mad Mardigan October 31, 2011
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